That Stengl Woman

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

JUNGLE JAM AND FRIENDS THE RADIO SHOW!!!

[Dawn]

THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR SINGING!! THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WE TALK ABOUT THE TALES OF GOLDSTONE WOOD!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

How do you know Goldstone Wood and the Jungle aren’t the same thing?

[Dawn]

Do you know what the Between is?

[Manalive Smith]

We do sing, but it always takes the form:

Beyond the Final Water falling,
The Songs of Spheres recalling,
insert something with lots of syllables
Will you [remember/ follow] me?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You mean the place that isn’t the internet?

[Dawn]

You’re right Manalive. There IS a fair amount of singing. Do you recall the Night of Moonblood?

[Dawn]

Wait, I suppose a more pertinent question would be “What Tales have you read?”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

The Wingfeatehr Tales?

[Manalive Smith]

All of them. Excepting Poisoned Crown, because it will not see the light of day for many moons. I started into Branch of Silver Branch of Gold, but I was reading it off my sister’s kindle and that’s in London now. So I have yet to finish.

[Dawn]

Yeah, it’s safe to say that Poisoned Crown isn’t going to come out for a WHILE.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Poisoned Crown sounds rather frightening.

[Dawn]

What on earth would make you think that?

Dragonwitch definitely sounds more terrifying. Or Shadow Hand.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

No, definitely poisoned crown.

[Manalive Smith]

I really like Shadow Hand. It was kind of her to take such a sad background character and give him a cool story.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It really was.

[Dawn]

I KNOW RIGHT MANALIVE!!??

Speaking of background characters….go to the new thread

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Eh?

[Dawn]

Not you. You stay out of that thread. You don’t get to go there until you’ve read every single book of the Tales of Goldstone Wood series.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Heh.

[Dawn]

Josiah…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

…yes?

[Dawn]

You’re…you’re not impressed with pinkie promises? THAT IS SACRED. You NEVER break a pinkie promise. It is more binding than a blood oath, you hear?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Good thing I’ve never made one.

[Dawn]

Which is why I want you to pinkie promise not to go into the Tales of Goldstone Wood thread. I’m going to read the Wingfeather saga this summer, and we can talk about that. Stay away from the Tales of Goldstone Wood thread until you read the books.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Is Heartless the first book?

[Dawn]

It is 😀 That one’s more romantic than the others though. Just shoulder through; it’s kinda the core to the Tales.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

How mature?

[Dawn]

It’s not dirty. It’s just a romance. I mean, there’s dragons and fights and swords, so it’s not all romance. But more romance than the rest of the series.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

No language/major crude humor?

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