Story game

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Terence the part faerie was just standing there being uncanny.

[Manalive Smith]

Like an X-man.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Speaking of X-men, Josiah had no idea what to say.

[Manalive Smith]

Many miles away Nightcrawler vanished in a flash of smoke.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“Why did that wuhrm just disappeuh?” the aging fisherman said with a heavy New England accent.

[Dawn]

Both Terences set off to find the fabled wardrobe of Narnia so Terence the horse could be reunited with his family.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

However, they accidentally ended up in Camelot.

[Dawn]

The wizard kindly VOOSHED them to Narnia

[Manalive Smith]

They landed with a splash in the ocean just outside of Cair Paravel.

[Dawn]

High King Peter noticed the splash in the ocean as he surveyed his lands from his balcony.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

The Naiads happily greeted them.

[Dawn]

The Terences were carried to shore by the Naiads

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

The Dryads happily greeted them.

[Dawn]

King Peter noted the joyous capering of the Dryads and Naiads and wondered what was at the heart of the ruckus.

[Manalive Smith]

Meanwhile, the Terences were drowning as neither of them could swim.

[Dawn]

The Naiads swiftly realized their error, and carried the Terences’ heads above the water on the trip to shore

[Manalive Smith]

(Dang it, they were carried to the shore weren’t they.) They were drowning in Narnia’s nefarious lightning sand.

[Manalive Smith]

(Nevermind. Dawn fixed it.)

[Manalive Smith]

(So that’s why naiads are so often accused of luring travelers to their deaths).

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Aren’t those Sirens? I thought there was a difference…)

[Manalive Smith]

(most water dwelling fey are).

[Masøn M.]

They were dragged from the sand into the grass, celebrating all the while, unfortunately not realizing that as they were teleported from Camelot, the wizard accidentally transported another certain someone with them.

[Dawn]

This certain someone did not especially enjoy water…or Narnia…or half Fae or talking horses

[Manalive Smith]

All in all this certain someone was having a bad day.

[Masøn M.]

And when this certain someone got angry you’d better hope that there were no big castles with 4 royal children ruling over it in his path.

[Manalive Smith]

Also his armor was getting waterlogged, which was irritating.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

At least he had a stew pot.

[Manalive Smith]

As I’m sure you’ve all guessed by now, this individual was named….

[Dawn]

*Insert dramatic music*

[Manalive Smith]

(Wow. None of us want to determine who he is, do we). The dramatic music swelled to a climax as we discovered that his name was……!

[Author]

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