Random Thoughts

[Poulet Frit]

I laughed so hard…my mom was so worried

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I was thoroughly enjoying being totally loopy.

[Poulet Frit]

I enjoyed it as well!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I was in a rather strange mood after hanging out with a friend.

[Poulet Frit]

I’m kinda glad you were. I needed a smile

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m glad to be of service.

[Poulet Frit]

I appreciate it a lot. Like a ton.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

…but I don’t weigh 2000 lbs.

[Poulet Frit]

But…you could

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

…wouldn’t I be dead?

[Poulet Frit]

…probably.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I thought so.

[Poulet Frit]

That’s OK tho

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

True. It would be okay if I was dead. I would be in heaven.

[Poulet Frit]

That would be rad! Though, everyone here would be sad.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

True.

[Poulet Frit]

Don’t die, carrot

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I will at some point.

[Poulet Frit]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

So will you. Unless Jesus come back first.

[Poulet Frit]

….truth

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Indeed.

[Poulet Frit]

WHY CAN’T I CHEW NORMALLY WHEN BLINKING EXTREMELY FAST??? the chewing rate fluctuates…WHY???
-kristen’s sister

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Interesting.

[Poulet Frit]

Kaitlyn says, “NOT HELPFUL”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You’re welcome, Kaitlyn.

[Poulet Frit]

“Listen here, homie. I can’t even. I need to know why. It’s bothering me. Blame college”
-kaitlyn.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

At the moment my mouth hurts too much to chew anything, so I can’t exactly test it.

[Poulet Frit]

“I hope you feel better. And when you do. Test it. Because I need to know if my family is all retarded and can’t chew properly, or if this is like a legit thing. Hugs and love”

-kaitlyn.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard at this.

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