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My sister is flipping hilarious.
It certainly seems that way.
Here’s a few things, Kristen:
1. Remind Kaitlyn that it is difficult to do most things when blinking extremely fast. In order to blink extremely fast, you have to apply most of your focus, concentration, and energy upon blinking. Your family is neither mentally nor physically handicapped for struggling with that attempt to multi-task.
2. You and your sister should know that “retarded” is not a word to be used under any contexts in modern society. It’s original use has been replaced by the word “autistic” in most situations and its slang use is excruciatingly demeaning.
3. Why is your sister (or anyone else in your family) blinking extremely fast in the first place, especially while trying to eat? [Not a rhetorical question; I am actually curious as to the circumstances surrounding this unusual inquiry.]
Pardon me for not understanding why someone would unnecessarily insult their own family for the sake of a cheap laugh from an acquaintance on the internet. {Seriously, speaking excessively derogatorily of your relatives and then saying “hugs and love” to a creature on the internet you barely know? That kind of crass foolishness is beyond the acceptable level of trolling that you should post to the internet, Kristen, let alone the Not-Forum. #Unpresidential}
Before you respond, please read Proverbs 27:5-6, Proverbs 9:8, & Proverbs 15:1-2 so that this situation does not escalate further. Thank you.
…I don’t mean to be rude, but are you being serious?
Good summary of what I wrote, Josiah. Your brevity is to be commended.
I’m so confused.
Are you for real serious?
If someone is legally blind and they can all of the sudden see, are they breaking the law?
Hmm… interesting…
But is Jeff serious right now?
No idea.
It’s that strange time of year when it gets almost below freezing overnight but it’s 90 degrees during the day
Niiiiiice.
Does this lighting make my face look angelic?
Totally.
That was precisely what I was thinking, Matthew.
Warm banana bread is amazingly delicious.
Holy cow being in the middle of nowhere and seeing the Milky Way is amazing…
Yeah definitely!! Really awe-inspiring
Wait, that’s a thing?
Fevers actually make you feel cold but your body is burning. It stinks a lot
It really does. I hope you feel better! (Assuming you are indeed sick)
Cold sweats are evil. Cuz you’re freezing and shivering and shaking, but at the same time you are sweating and hot.
I got cold sweats from learning about stocks and bonds.
Yeah, obsolete punishment devices and spies always make me sick, too.
Haha I am sick ugh, hoping to be better by tomorrow I gotta go to work
I hope so!
*wonders if Carrot has ever been to Boston in the fall*
Wonders if carrot has ever thrown his mashed potatoes up against the wall
Ah… maybe? I don’t recall. But I don’t think so.
Nope.
*wonders if Carrot doesn’t look good in leggings*
*realizes I DEFINITELY know the answer already*
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