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  • #26794
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    My sister is flipping hilarious.

    #26797
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    It certainly seems that way.

    #26801
    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    Here’s a few things, Kristen:

    1. Remind Kaitlyn that it is difficult to do most things when blinking extremely fast. In order to blink extremely fast, you have to apply most of your focus, concentration, and energy upon blinking. Your family is neither mentally nor physically handicapped for struggling with that attempt to multi-task.
    2. You and your sister should know that “retarded” is not a word to be used under any contexts in modern society. It’s original use has been replaced by the word “autistic” in most situations and its slang use is excruciatingly demeaning.
    3. Why is your sister (or anyone else in your family) blinking extremely fast in the first place, especially while trying to eat? [Not a rhetorical question; I am actually curious as to the circumstances surrounding this unusual inquiry.]

    Pardon me for not understanding why someone would unnecessarily insult their own family for the sake of a cheap laugh from an acquaintance on the internet. {Seriously, speaking excessively derogatorily of your relatives and then saying “hugs and love” to a creature on the internet you barely know? That kind of crass foolishness is beyond the acceptable level of trolling that you should post to the internet, Kristen, let alone the Not-Forum. #Unpresidential}

    Before you respond, please read Proverbs 27:5-6, Proverbs 9:8, & Proverbs 15:1-2 so that this situation does not escalate further. Thank you.

    #26807
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    …I don’t mean to be rude, but are you being serious?

    #26810
    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    Good summary of what I wrote, Josiah. Your brevity is to be commended.

    #26813
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    I’m so confused.

    #26817
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    Are you for real serious?

    #26838
    wileycoyote
    Participant

    If someone is legally blind and they can all of the sudden see, are they breaking the law?

    #26842
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Hmm… interesting…

    #26855
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    But is Jeff serious right now?

    #26857
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    No idea.

    #27619
    Awkward Potato
    Guest

    It’s that strange time of year when it gets almost below freezing overnight but it’s 90 degrees during the day

    #27620
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Niiiiiice.

    #27663
    Matthew
    Keymaster

    Does this lighting make my face look angelic?

    #27664
    Awkward Potato
    Guest

    Totally.

    #27732
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    That was precisely what I was thinking, Matthew.

    #28939
    Awkward Potato
    Guest

    Warm banana bread is amazingly delicious.

    #28945
    Masøn M.
    Participant

    Holy cow being in the middle of nowhere and seeing the Milky Way is amazing…

    #28946
    Awkward Potato
    Guest

    Yeah definitely!! Really awe-inspiring

    #28948
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Wait, that’s a thing?

    #28953
    Wileycoyote
    Guest

    Fevers actually make you feel cold but your body is burning. It stinks a lot

    #28960
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    It really does. I hope you feel better! (Assuming you are indeed sick)

    #28965
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    Cold sweats are evil. Cuz you’re freezing and shivering and shaking, but at the same time you are sweating and hot.
    I got cold sweats from learning about stocks and bonds.

    #28966
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Yeah, obsolete punishment devices and spies always make me sick, too.

    #28969
    Wileycoyote
    Guest

    Haha I am sick ugh, hoping to be better by tomorrow I gotta go to work

    #28971
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    I hope so!

    #30043
    Awkward Potato
    Guest

    *wonders if Carrot has ever been to Boston in the fall*

    #30046
    Wileycoyote
    Guest

    Wonders if carrot has ever thrown his mashed potatoes up against the wall

    #30058
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Ah… maybe? I don’t recall. But I don’t think so.
    Nope.

    #30108
    Brooke AC
    Guest

    *wonders if Carrot doesn’t look good in leggings*
    *realizes I DEFINITELY know the answer already*

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