Parodies that aren't necessarily relating to the Aux Cable

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Woop.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Video’s up hallelujah
Video’s up hallelujah
Video’s up hallelujah
‘Cause upload funk gonna give it to you
‘Cause upload funk gonna give it to you
Saturday night we’re on Youtube
Don’t believe me just watch

[Awkward Potato]

Hahaha! I like it.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Thank you!

[Brooke AC]

You

[Tingle]

Well swim

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It’s election day, bro
With the referendum polls
5 mil voting all at once, never been done before.

[Awkward Potato]

This has nothing to do with the ACS, I was just randomly inspired to write it. Enjoy…or don’t. Whichever.

Semi-Diabetic

The floor breaks under me
My girth grows, insanity
Taking the only health I’ve known
They say I’ll die
But I say nope

I never eat what I don’t like
I’m double-chinned and I’m too big to hide
I kinda like to always eat deep-fried
Cause I’m not filled up, I’m not filled up
Inside

The horrors of the kale fade away
Under the smell of popcorn in my face
Then I move on
My shadow grows wider along with my waist
As I keep on searching for more things to taste
When the food is coming, my heart swells
When the waiter comes I have to tell
Them thanks so much, I love my lunch
And then I’ll go eat my heart away

I never eat what I don’t like
I’m double-chinned and I’m too big to hide
I kinda like to always eat deep-fried
Cause I’m not filled up, I’m not filled up
Inside my stomach

(Do, do, do, do do do, do, do, do
Do do do, do, do, do do do
Do, do, do) x2

I’m semi-diabetic
My cholesterol pathetic
But I’ll feast on, yeah I’ll feast on, yeah I’ll feast on
I’m semi-diabetic
My cholesterol pathetic
But I’ll feast on, yeah I’ll feast yeah yeah yeah
I’m semi-diabetic
My cholesterol pathetic
But I’ll feast on, yeah I’ll feast onnn
I’m semi-diabetic
My cholesterol pathetic
But I’ll feast on, yeah I’ll feast onnnnn

By the time the food is gone
Plates empty, and tabs are paid
I will rise and then fall down
Waiting for my legs to work

I never eat what I don’t like
I’m double-chinned and I’m too big to hide
I kinda like to always eat deep-fried
Cause I’m not filled up, I’m not filled up
Inside

I never eat what I don’t like
I’m double-chinned and I’m too big to hide
I kinda like to always eat deep-fried
Cause I’m not filled up, I’m not filled up
Inside my stomach

(Do, do, do, do do do, do, do, do
Do do do, do, do, do do do
Do, do, do) x2

[Masøn M.]

That… that is beautiful… I’m crying…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Excellent, that turned out rather well.

[Awkward Potato]

Thanks guys 🙂

[Dawn]

wait what is that parodying?

[Awkward Potato]

Semi-Automatic by twenty one pilots

[Masøn M.]

Sweet tea is made from leaves
Who am I to disagree?
I travelled the world and the seven seas
Everybody’s looking for some-tea-ing.

[Poulet Frit]

I approve

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Psst, what song is that?)

[Masøn M.]

Sweet Dreams by… Eu… Euthl…. I don’t know how to spell or say it… I could look it up… I’ll do that…

[Masøn M.]

Eurythmics

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m afraid I’m not familiar with that one.

[Masøn M.]

It’s an 80’s song. It’s… Interesting…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Cool.

[Jeff Ross]

I like how Masøn managed to put a pun into his parody verse. #NextLevel

[Milk Monster]

milk

[Jeff Ross]

It’s spoiled.

[Jeff Ross]

In the F.A.C.E. Skype chat, we recently talked about the creepiness of Skype potentially being able to make calls on its own, just like Google Assistant has been demonstrated to be capable of. As a result, I wrote this parody of “God is Bigger Than the Boogie Man” from VeggieTales:

“You were lying in your bed,
You were feeling kind-of sleepy,
But you couldn’t close your eyes because your Skype was acting creepy.”
“Were those eyeballs on your display?”
Was that a human voice you heard?
“There was something very scary about every single word…”
“Now your heart is beating like a drum,
Your skin is getting clammy,
There’s a 100 calls a-coming, and it’s feeling rather spammy!”

“What are you going to do?”
“I’m going to call tech support.”
“No, you don’t need to do anything.”
“What? Why?”
“Because…
God is bigger than the Skype AI
He’s bigger than programmers or the bots that they release
Oh, God is bigger than the Skype AI
And He’s watching out for you and me.

Get it?”
“Um…, well…, I…, hmm…, well, no.”
“Oh.”

[After the instructional interlude…]

“Ah, I get it!

So when I’m lying in my bed,
And the Skype AI starts creeping,
I’ll just laugh and say “HEY CUT THAT OUT” and get back to my sleeping
‘Cause I know that God’s the biggest
And He’s watching all the while
So if I get scared, I’ll think of Him and close my Skype and smile! 😀 ”

God is bigger than the Skype AI
He’s bigger than programmers or the bots that they release
Oh, God is bigger than the Skype AI
And He’s watching out for you and me.

“So are you frightened?”
“No, not really.”
“Are you worried?”
“Not a bit;
I know whatever’s gonna happen, that God can handle it.”
“I’m sorry that I scared you when I called robotically”
“Well, that’s okay; I turned you off and God is taking care of me!”

God is bigger than the Skype AI
He’s bigger than programmers or the bots that they release
Oh, God is bigger than the Skype AI
And He’s watching out for you and me.

“One more time!”

God is bigger than the Skype AI
He’s bigger than programmers or the bots that they release
Oh, God is bigger than the Skype AI
And He’s watching out for you and me.
He’s watching out for you and me.
“Watching, watching, watching…”
“…Out for you and me! Yeah!”

[Awkward Potato]

In honor of the new twenty one pilots music, here’s a parody of Jumpsuit.

(Cover me)

I can’t believe how much I hate
Pressures of a new plan roll my way
State Farm, State Farm, cover me
State Farm, State Farm, cover me

I need insurance, I can’t wait
Pressures of a new plan roll my way
State Farm, State Farm, cover me
State Farm, State Farm, cover me

Agents at my door, friend or foe
Used it in my youth, need it when I’m old
State Farm, State Farm, cover me
I’m using my (State Farm, cover me)

I can’t believe how much I hate
Pressures of a new plan roll my way
State Farm, State Farm, cover me
State Farm, State Farm, cover me

I will take care
But you’ll have to tell me which tax form I should prepare
If you need anyone
I’ll switch my plan
But you’ll have to hunt me down and wipe my records clean
If you need anyone

I will take care
But you’ll have to tell me which tax form I should prepare
(If you need anyone) If you need anyone
(If you need anyone) If you need anyone
(If you need anyone) if you need anyone

I can’t believe how much I hate
Pressures of a new plan roll my way
State Farm, State Farm, cover me
Oh, State Farm, State Farm, cover me! Oh!

State Farm, State Farm, cover me!
State Farm, State Farm, cover me!

[Tingle]

This is phenomenal.

[Jeff Ross]

This parody can be best described as “State (Farm) of the Art”.

[Awkward Potato]

Should I post my (ironically unfinished) parody of Guns For Hands that’s about procrastinating?

[Jeff Ross]

Nah, you can post it later.

[Author]

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