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[Masøn M.]

So you appear… And it’s to correct Kristen… At least we know you haven’t been taken hostage…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Nice to see you too, Mason.

[Poulet Frit]

Thanks…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You’re welcome!

[Poulet Frit]

MASON! how do you balance forum, sleep, food, switch, school, etc???
I am not sure whether or not I’ve had water today

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I haven’t had any water today.

[Poulet Frit]

Carrot, you need water.

I have cream soda…

…we are both…in need of outside help

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Meh, I survive.

[Masøn M.]

How do I balance all that? It’s quite simple, actually… Part of it has to do with not having much daily school this year since I took the summer class, and part of it is the fact that I’ve basically only had the Switch since I left on vacation, but basically… I visit the forum in between subjects, and while I eat. And basically I just have way too much free time… And no life… So yeah… There’s that… Also, saying basically basically every sentence seems to help, as well…

[Masøn M.]

Also, I haven’t had much water today either… I’m still extremely dehydrated, as well… But my brain works… Almost better, almost worse on dehydration…

[Poulet Frit]

Lol!! I think I played for….8 hours today…I’m not sure if I even made progress. I keep dying in the weirdest (and most hilarious) ways!

I only just now did my chore. It’s 830, yall.

[Poulet Frit]

We all need water so we don’t die…I’ll have some……..after my cream soda.

[Masøn M.]

BotW is kinda known for all the incredible ways you can die lol… I’m just happy about how often it saves… Also, 8 hours on day 1 sounds familiar heh…

[Masøn M.]

Well, I mean, if we all die from dehydration at the same time we all meet at the same time… *Shrug*

[Poulet Frit]

I’m on day 2. Yesterday I clocked in 6ish hours.

So far I’ve dropped a rock on my head and died, dropped a metal boulder on my head and died, drowned to death at least a dozen times because I’m apparently bad at judging distances, fell off of a high place a few times (could’ve saved myself with the handglider…didn’t think about it), some giant centaur thing killed me like 3 times before I decided to sneak around him.

And that was all just today

[Poulet Frit]

Mason, please go have a cup of water. I’ll have one too! But I don’t need you dying before Awkscon.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Who said we were dehydrated?
I believe you ran into a Lynel, Kristen.

[Masøn M.]

Was it the Centaur guy that you have to collect the shock arrows from?.. If so, you made WAY more progress than I did in 14 hours lol…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

There’s no way my parents would let me play that much in one day.

[Masøn M.]

Oh my word, THAT’S the Lynel?… Ugh, I have to get a Lynel horn to upgrade my headpiece, and I couldn’t remember what a lynel is…

[Poulet Frit]

…I didn’t defeat him, I’ll have to go back when I have better weapons. I keep breaking all of mine smh.
I just ran over there to see what there was. I quickly ran back. I also almost froze to death. Fun times.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It’s the massive buff centaur with the white beard and hair, correct?

[Masøn M.]

So did you not collect your Warm Doubtlet, then? Seriously has been the most valuable piece of equipment I’ve gotten thus far lol…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Whoa, there’s a Seriously in the game? Dude. That item is OP.

[Masøn M.]

Yup, that’s exactly it…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yup, that’s a Lynel. Grab a Cucco and you should be good.

[Masøn M.]

Hah… hah… genius… I’m actually working on getting enough hearts for the Master Sword rn, since, as Kristen said, everything keeps breaking and I HATE IT…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

No, like legit get a Cucco. As long as you have enough hearts to the Lynel doesn’t one-shot you, the Cuccos will kill the Lynel after you get hit.
I’m actually looking forward to having to deal with that mechanic.

[Masøn M.]

Hmm, thanks…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Sure.

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