NEW story game

[Dawn]

Dr. Dragon looked around for Baldemort; a crease formed on his brow.

[Masøn M.]

Faint screams coming from below reminded him that he needed to check how ‘The Project’ was going…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

But, as already stated, everyone lived happily ever after, so it didn’t really matter how ‘The Project’ was going.

[Dawn]

(Doesn’t count because Manalive used two sentences)

Dr. Dragon decided to leave off the search for Baldemort; after all, cats aren’t too difficult to find.

[Dawn]

(dangit. I wanted to add something else. Oh well.)

[Manalive Smith]

(The second sentence was a fragment, I should have switched the period to a comma, but it was too late and Carrot was too deep in his psychological struggles to save me).

[Poulet Frit]

(Manalive, I’m worried about you. Don’t become a carrot)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Come to the orange side, Manalive.)

[riseofthekumquat]

Ironically, Dr. Dragon was then hit by a car.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Naturally, the car was driven by…

[riseofthekumquat]

JOHN CENA

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

DOO DOO DOO DOOOOOOOOOO!!

[Dawn]

Dr. Dragon unveiled his true DRAGON form and murdered John Cena; not even a ghost of the famed wrestler remained.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Fortunately. Dwayne Johnson showed up and started fighting Dr. Dragon.

[Dawn]

DRAGON flamed so powerfully at this new attacker; the Rock shattered across time and space.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

But Dwayne Johnson was still fighting.

[Dawn]

DRAGON called a friend in to help defeat the Rock, someone more powerful than he.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

But Dwayne Johnson was still fighting.

[Manalive Smith]

He called in the famed wrestler Donky Ollie.

[Dawn]

Donky Ollie defeated the Rock with ease.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

But Dwayne Johnson was still fighting.

[riseofthekumquat]

John Cena emerged from an unseen location and snapped the Dragon’s neck.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“Wait, I thought John Cena was dead?” said Chris Sale, throwing a filthy slider directly into the Dragon’s eye.

[Dawn]

but alas, this was not the real John Cena…it was his identical twin.

[Manalive Smith]

Juan Cena.

[Dawn]

Juan Cena defeated those working for the DRAGON and peace ruled the land for a while.

[Masøn M.]

For 300 years peace reigned over mankind, until one day a child, 12 years old, discovered Dr Dragons underground facility…

[Manalive Smith]

(The writer’s room quickly checked their calendars, wondering what life would be like in 2317).

[Masøn M.]

(Who said the story was taking place in 2017… [josh] Dun dun dun)

[Manalive Smith]

(Well it happened in a time period where cars exist, and where Kristen has a cat named Baldemort, so it’s still going to drop somewhere in the early 2300s).

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