(WHAT IS O.W.C.A!?!?!)
Kristen cooed at her beloved Baldemort, “Aww did that bad child come in and hit you with a nerf gun? Aww don’t worry…
Mom took care of him
…There now, is everything alright?”
The toddler then proceeded to pull a nerf Hail Fire blaster out of his man purse.
The toddler’s mother came, picked up the misbehaving miscreant, and took him back home to put him in time-out
(WHAT IS OWCA)
(The Organization Without a Cool Acronym from Phineas and Ferb. It’s Perry’s agency.)
(There’s also L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. or the League of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness.)
So somebody else had to appear and revive the story, and that person was…
J O H N C E N A !
*do do do do* *do do do do*
Who was cleverly disguised as himself, that way people would notice his rubbery face mask and come the the conclusion that whoever he was he was probably not John Cena, which is exactly what he wanted them to think.
But, a clever young lady was immediately able to deduce that he was actually himself.
“You can’t have your son,” Kristen said to John cena, holding onto baldy tighter.
But at this moment Baldy disappeared, leaving little hairless ashes on Kristen’s arms.
For Baldemort was merely a balloon.
Kristen looked at her empty arms in amazement.
Fortunately, a new Baldemort inflated.
Kristen rubbed her eyes; something was wrong.
Something was very wrong.
Back in his vet office, Dr. Dragon cackled softly.
So he went to the store and bought chocolate milk.
He came back and poured the real Baldemort a dish of chocolate milk, with a dose of deadly nightshade.
Unfortunately, Josiah was an idiot and didn’t know what Nightshade was.
(It’s a deadly toxin)
(Ah, thank you.)
(Read Agatha Christie. It will change your life, and improve your knowledge of poisons).
Dr. Dragon forgot to take into account Baldemort’s deep disdain for chocolate milk and the cat refused to drink the mixture; in hindsight, he probably should have found out about this before pouring all of his Nightshade into the chocolate milk bowl.
“I have to remember to check the files before wasting a perfectly good plan on someone whonis immune to it!”
(Yall, yall are messing with my heart..this is my baby you are talking about)
Kristen got in her car with the balloon Baldemort in tow.
However, real Baldemort dashed up and jumped in the car.
And they all lived happily ever after. Except the balloon which was gone in seconds.
(MANALIVE USED 2 SENTENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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