NEW story game

[Dawn]

(WHAT IS O.W.C.A!?!?!)

Kristen cooed at her beloved Baldemort, “Aww did that bad child come in and hit you with a nerf gun? Aww don’t worry…

Mom took care of him

…There now, is everything alright?”

[Madeline hoppenstedt]

The toddler then proceeded to pull a nerf Hail Fire blaster out of his man purse.

[Dawn]

The toddler’s mother came, picked up the misbehaving miscreant, and took him back home to put him in time-out

(WHAT IS OWCA)

[Brooke AC]

(The Organization Without a Cool Acronym from Phineas and Ferb. It’s Perry’s agency.)

[Brooke AC]

(There’s also L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. or the League of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness.)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

So somebody else had to appear and revive the story, and that person was…

[riseofthekumquat]

J O H N C E N A !
*do do do do* *do do do do*

[Manalive Smith]

Who was cleverly disguised as himself, that way people would notice his rubbery face mask and come the the conclusion that whoever he was he was probably not John Cena, which is exactly what he wanted them to think.

[Madeline hoppenstedt]

But, a clever young lady was immediately able to deduce that he was actually himself.

[Poulet Frit]

“You can’t have your son,” Kristen said to John cena, holding onto baldy tighter.

[Masøn M.]

But at this moment Baldy disappeared, leaving little hairless ashes on Kristen’s arms.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

For Baldemort was merely a balloon.

[Dawn]

Kristen looked at her empty arms in amazement.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Fortunately, a new Baldemort inflated.

[Dawn]

Kristen rubbed her eyes; something was wrong.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Something was very wrong.

[Dawn]

Back in his vet office, Dr. Dragon cackled softly.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

So he went to the store and bought chocolate milk.

[Dawn]

He came back and poured the real Baldemort a dish of chocolate milk, with a dose of deadly nightshade.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Unfortunately, Josiah was an idiot and didn’t know what Nightshade was.

[Dawn]

(It’s a deadly toxin)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Ah, thank you.)

[Manalive Smith]

(Read Agatha Christie. It will change your life, and improve your knowledge of poisons).

[riseofthekumquat]

Dr. Dragon forgot to take into account Baldemort’s deep disdain for chocolate milk and the cat refused to drink the mixture; in hindsight, he probably should have found out about this before pouring all of his Nightshade into the chocolate milk bowl.

[Madeline hoppenstedt]

“I have to remember to check the files before wasting a perfectly good plan on someone whonis immune to it!”

[Poulet Frit]

(Yall, yall are messing with my heart..this is my baby you are talking about)

[Dawn]

Kristen got in her car with the balloon Baldemort in tow.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

However, real Baldemort dashed up and jumped in the car.

[Manalive Smith]

And they all lived happily ever after. Except the balloon which was gone in seconds.

[Dawn]

(MANALIVE USED 2 SENTENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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