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[Manalive Smith]

Now there’s an interesting spin off.

[Poulet Frit]

Like him finding out his best friend’s whole family are vampires and his idiotic daughter is dating one and he goes into crazed protective dad mode and slays all the vampires

[Poulet Frit]

Bella should get killed while siding with the vampires and it causes him to have a mental breakdown but he ends up slaying more.
Oh and my bad, his friend is a werewolf. But he would obviously side with the werewolves

[Manalive Smith]

Such violence!

[Poulet Frit]

I mean, this is coming from my brain…it would be very violent…if it were a movie it would be rated R for gore

[Poulet Frit]

But there would also need to be a big plot twist. Like…him finding out that Jacob hurt bella in some way and he loses his head on some werewolves and like there is this epic fight scene where the werewolves and vampires team up to stop him and he’s just slaying!

[Manalive Smith]

I’m not sure I understand. Are you just saying it’s violent or is Al Gore playing the father?

[Manalive Smith]

You’ve really thought this out haven’t you.

[Poulet Frit]

Violent and bloody and gory and beautiful.

There have been sleepless nights where I have had nothing better to do….

[Poulet Frit]

I would say “channing Tatum should play the dad” because…he holds a special place in my heart and just for him being there, we would sell so many tickets.
But…no…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I feel like it’s not a huge problem to have multiple Hobbit movies, but if you’re going to do so, just include everything from the book instead of adding characters and battles and such.

[Poulet Frit]

Agreed.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Granted, I haven’t even seen the Hobbit movies because I don’t particularly wish to.

[Poulet Frit]

We are going to watch the new potc tomorrow morning

[DScott]

I sorry to tell you this, but I don’t believe there’s a new ‘Passion of the Christ’ coming out …

[Poulet Frit]

Hello, franklin. Thank you for making me laugh…it’s been a long day and I needed that.
I haven’t even seen passion of the christ.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hey, maybe this one will make Josh cry.

[Poulet Frit]

Josh cried during Up.
Wait…everyone cried during Up

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I don’t remember if I did.

[Poulet Frit]

You probably did. The first 10 minutes…anyone with a heart and soul cried

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I don’t really get super emotional during movies. Granted I think I might have cried a tad during Apollo 13… and I did tear up during a best man speech not that long ago (though that’s not a movie).

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yes, but haven’t we determined that I’m a bot, and therefore I don’t have a heart or a soul?

[Poulet Frit]

Awww that’s sweet though. I was tearing up yesterday because…brooke and survivor.

[Poulet Frit]

But I’m a girl, and women cry like…10 times more than guys each year.

[Poulet Frit]

But you are a carrotman. And they have souls.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Probably. Oh, I should mention that I wasn’t the best man or the groom.

[Poulet Frit]

If you were the groom, we’d need to have a talk about marrying before the age of 18 and how you should focus on school.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Very true. The groom was [censored].

[Poulet Frit]

NO WAY THAT’S SO AMAZING!!!he was marrying [censored] right? Or was it [censored] that married [censored] and [censored] married [censored]? I’m bad with names and such

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeah, [censored] married [censored] in [censored]. The funny thing is that [censored] actually met [censored] in [censored] before [censored] met [censored] in [censored].

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