Kristen's Questions

[DScott]

Thanks. I’m about to listen to them.

[Jeff Ross]

Since Masøn wasn’t having success with slam poetry, I went ahead and recorded a poetry reading segment and sent it to Franklin. It’s not quite slam poetry, but I think it fits well with what this episode is becoming.

[Jeff Ross]

(I made sure that this segment used the SSWL style intro in case we really did want it to become a thing throughout the episode.)

[DScott]

Maybe it can get cut off sometime and pointed out.

[DScott]

Wait a second, are you just trying to-!?

[DScott]

Okay. It’s the parody.

[DScott]

Nevermind.

[Poulet Frit]

I like how we trust the person we know the least about with our email accounts. (Well, not me. Yet another reason I am not participating…though it’s mostly cuz I have a ton of stuff to get done that should’ve been done…months ago)

That wasn’t intended to offend you, Franklin.

[Masøn M.]

Hah! I didn’t even think about that…

[Poulet Frit]

We don’t even know his real name…

[DScott]

This is all I can say

[Masøn M.]

What if Franklin IS Adler… ?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Idk what you guys are talking about, I would trust Franklin with my life.

[Manalive Smith]

I would also trust Franklin with Josiah’s life. Without hesitation.

[DScott]

And what does she mean you know nothing about me!? I said I liked food. Isn’t that enough? And it’s not like I came in with a fabricated name.

[Masøn M.]

Has anyone noticed Franklin’s little monster profile picture looks like Medusa?…

[Awkward Potato]

*narrator voice* And it was at that moment when Mason felt himself start turning to stone…

[DScott]

It’s a perfect likeness too.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Thanks, Manalive.

[Poulet Frit]

Food means you are not a robot.

But we can’t rule out alien…

[DScott]

Perhaps I said too much earlier…

[Manalive Smith]

You’re welcome, Josiah.

[Poulet Frit]

Franklin is an alien…

[DScott]

Don’t be… that’s ridiculous.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Didn’t we already establish that Franklin is a Greek mythological being?

[Poulet Frit]

Don’t be what? Don’t be right? Don’t be silly? Don’t be CRACKING THE CODE LIKE THAT CUZ WE ALL KNOW IT NOW FRANKLIN!

…I’m sorry…I don’t know what got a hold of me.

[Masøn M.]

According to Once Upon a Time… It’s very well possible. We never DID establish whether FranklinArmy/Douglas was human or some alien race, did we?..

[Poulet Frit]

PROOF

[Poulet Frit]

*slams down goblet* I DEMAND ANSWERS AND I DEMAND THEM NOW, FRANKLIN!!

(I swear I’m not like this IRL…though those I know IRL beg to differ)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

According to Once Upon a Time, I have a flying snowglobe.

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