Hi It's a me Explosive Yeast

[Poulet Frit]

Wait, dude bro yeast man, you don’t wear jeans ever?!? I hope it don’t snow wherever you live.

[Masøn M.]

Every time you say “Dude, bro” this plays in my mind XD

[Explosive Yeast]

About your age, I think you’re 30ish because you graduated high school in 2004. Josiah The Carrot Stick isn’t the only person who can be creepy.

[Explosive Yeast]

And I just wear joggers exclusively which can still be pretty warm. I’m hip and with the times like that

[Poulet Frit]

…ummmm…I’m not 30ish. I am offended.

[Poulet Frit]

Oooh those are cool. I’m a jeans kind of person myself, tho I wear basketball shorts more than anything

[Explosive Yeast]

Did you not graduate high school in 2004?

[Poulet Frit]

No, I didnt.
Umm…who are you thinking I am?

[Explosive Yeast]

I checked in twitter and found a Kristen who was following the aux cable then I checked the name in Facebook and in life events it said they graduated in 2004. Or are you not Kristen?

[Poulet Frit]

Let me get this straight, yeast thinks that I am 30…even tho I said this is my first job ever? And that I can’t drive yet…

[Explosive Yeast]

In retrospect maybe I didn’t think everything through too thoroughly.

[Poulet Frit]

Oooooh you thought….I’m a different Kristen. That’s who everyone thought I was originally.
I don’t have twitter, I have fb

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

A little bird told me what state you live in.

[Poulet Frit]

If you find me. Don’t go saying my last name on here. I don’t want it out. And don’t Google me and try to find the office where I work, ok?

[Poulet Frit]

Me…or yeast?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeast. That was a hint.

[Poulet Frit]

Bird. Matthew…Matthew knows yeast?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Not to my knowledge. I will say no more.

[Poulet Frit]

You say little bird, I think hummingbird, but no state has that as their state bird. Maybe I’m reading too much into this.
Hey yeast, you ever been to Arkansas? I got some family there.

[Explosive Yeast]

I have never been to Our Kansas before.

[Poulet Frit]

Well, when it comes to the ocean, you ain’t missin much. I personally hate it.

[Poulet Frit]

Although, in San juan, it’s beautiful. Bright blue waters. You can see straight through it. Beautiful

[Explosive Yeast]

I could just stop carrot from holding all these terrifying stocking powers over me and just say I live in Colorado.

[Poulet Frit]

Cool!! I’ve never been to Colorado.
But I still don’t understand the “hint” carrot gave

[Explosive Yeast]

I don’t understand the hint either. So I guess he still holds blackmailing power over me.

[Poulet Frit]

Lol. Did you ever stalk fb and try to find me?
Acs has posted my picture on all their social medias. You could guess my age from that

[Explosive Yeast]

Ok I did enough stocking find a picture of you (Or at least someone named Kristen who likes the aux cable and series of unfortunate events.) And I think you look around 19.

[Masøn M.]

My rough guess has been 20…

[Poulet Frit]

Oh ok. Cool.

[Poulet Frit]

Sounds a lot better than 30.
Maybe one day I’ll let yall know

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