Hi It's a me Explosive Yeast

[Explosive Yeast]

Hi everyone! I’m Explosive Yeast. I been listening to The Aux Cable from the begging but I haven’t posted on the forum yet because it’s a little terrifying. A bit about myself

I like to:

Watch films and make films

Listen to music and make music

Eat food and make food

Run to places and have places run to me? Okay that fell apart.

Some of my favorite movies are:

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

Inception

The Emperor’s New Groove

Back to the Future

The Princess Bride

The Dark Knight

Some of my favorite TV shows are:

Sherlock

Parks and recreation

Phineas and Ferb

MASH

Psych

Doctor Who

Some of my favorite bands are:

Relient k

Twenty one pilots

Switchfoot

NF

Coldplay

Colony house

Johnny Cash

Here are a few random facts about me:

I get bloody noses really often

I own alpacas

I have oddly small toes

I once pulled a muscle in my neck playing air guitar.

I’ve never been to the ocean

I think tomatoes are really nasty

My sister dropped me on my head when I was like two (actually that explains a lot)

I don’t ever wear jeans.

Yeah that’s me. I’m pretty excited about getting involved in the not-forum! see ya.

[Poulet Frit]

Hey explosive yeast. Mind saying if you are a dude bro or a girl that way I can say “he” or “she” in sentences?

[Poulet Frit]

And it’s cool that you own alpacas, I personally want mini goats.
Also, Johnny Cash is amazing!!

[Masøn M.]

Ayyyyy… I responded to your middle child comment on Classy Whale the other day…

[Explosive Yeast]

I’m a dude bro.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I even know where you live *cough* I mean, welcome to the Not-Forum, Yeast!

[Explosive Yeast]

That’s not terrifying at all. I’m just glad you didn’t correct the grammar in my first post.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*beginning.

[Explosive Yeast]

No I meant “I been listening to The Aux Cable from the begging” do you guys not remember the begging? Oh I also said “I” instead of “I’ve.”

[Explosive Yeast]

No I meant “from the begging” do you guys not remember the begging? Oh I also said “I” instead of “I’ve.”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh yeah, the begging. (he says cluelessly)

[Poulet Frit]

Hey, dude bro yeast man! (I pretend to be cool, I is not)

[Poulet Frit]

How does carrot know where yeast lives?

[Explosive Yeast]

I have no idea I’m really scared actually.

[Poulet Frit]

How old is dude bro yeast man? Or how oldish

[Explosive Yeast]

I’m 15 olds.

[Poulet Frit]

Oh, how I wish I was 15 again…
But I also wish I was 16 going on 17 again (cuz of the song)

[Explosive Yeast]

Yeah it’s pretty great.

[Poulet Frit]

Now I have to adult and stuff…

[Poulet Frit]

It still creeps me out that all of you know what I look like, but I have never seen a picture of any of you.

[Explosive Yeast]

Not looking forward to that but I have some time.

[Poulet Frit]

I don’t have bills or anything (I’ll have vet bills soon), and I don’t drive, but like…I had to get a job and for some stupid reason I chose taxes and…now I sit at a desk most days

[Poulet Frit]

Most people get a job here when they are like in their 30s and it’s just a temporary thing or to give them extra money.
Not me, I wanna make this my career…Lord help me.

[Explosive Yeast]

Doesn’t sound super exciting. I’m trying to find a job now because my main hobbies are music and filmmaking and both of those cost slightly under a fortune to do.

[Poulet Frit]

At least none of yall know my age (you can only guess), unless I talk to you outside of here…I’ve told them my age…

[Poulet Frit]

I love numbers. They make sense to me when words do not. Numbers are my friends. I’m now married to my job (and hairless cat).
Good first jobs are like…grocery store. Fast food place etc. I skipped that and went straight into my career job, because I babysat a lot and could do that.

[Poulet Frit]

And taxes can get exciting. If you ignore the fact that 40+ year old guys ask me out and people yell at me and hate me…
But then I get these awesome clients that I only spoke to for an hour, yet they said I’m practically their grandchild.

[Explosive Yeast]

Yeah I’m just trying to find anywhere that’s in biking distance of my house because can’t get my license for another year.

[Poulet Frit]

But, as someone older than almost all of you, hold onto your childhood while you can. Don’t try to grow up too fast

[Poulet Frit]

I have to get a ride to my work (from my parents or sister) as I didn’t get my permit until January (yeah, I know I’m late getting it), and I got busy with taxes so haven’t started practicing. But I waited cuz I knew I wasn’t mature enough to drive (and I hated the laws of the state I’m living in)

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