Heyo I'm Super Chris

[Poulet Frit]

I have talent, just not with normal human things.

I can lick my elbow. I can draw (not as well as Chris or Olivia in my opinion). I play guitar and am teaching myself mandolin (I can read chords, but can’t learn by ear…or clap on beat). I have a knack for sfx makeup, and I’m not too bad at it if I take my time. Not too bad at normal makeup either, if I am patient.

I’m really good with kids. I once watched like 8 kids by myself for…I think it was 8 hours. Most of them were toddlers, one was a baby, and then some 6 year olds. I can hold babies all day long and be happy (dream “job” right there! Let me tell you)

I’m severely old fashioned in how I think about dating…like, I would seriously consider an arranged marriage. I also have somewhat unrealistic relationship goals (probably why I’m single) (nothing much, I just want my first kiss and first dance with a guy that isn’t my dad to be on my wedding day, because my brain thinks “hey…that’s romantic”) (twisted brain)

I love longboarding, but cannot do tricks or anything, just ride.

I get confused as to why people are my friends, because my sarcasm is very strong and often goes near the like of things you don’t joke about, and nudges the line with its toe.

I have gone through things in my life that nobody my age should have to go through…I also don’t like sharing those things. Just, if you say you are going through something, and I am extremely encouraging (more so than normal), there is a high possibility I went through something similar.

I believe my gift is encouragement and I’m here on this earth to be a mother (if I mother you on accident, I’m sorry, I am just very mothery). Until the day that…I find some guy just as crazy as I am…and marry him…it looks like taxes is in my plan. Totally unexpected, but I seem to enjoy it.

That was late night Kristen talks about herself, probably won’t happen often. This is why I should go to bed at 9pm

[Manalive Smith]

I am either 103 years old, or 12 weeks old, or possibly already dead. Life is oh so very confusing.
Fun fact: Time actually moves at a different rate at your feet than at your head.

[Manalive Smith]

(But it probably averages out to about twenty and a half).

[Manalive Smith]

Sorry Chris. You’re old.

[Poulet Frit]

Manalive, you haven’t told us about yourself.
What thongs do you like, other than cats?
What’s your name so we can stall you. (Jk)

[superchris01]

Heyo, Dawn, Potato, and Manalive! Nice to meet you all!

On this discussion, I’m 5′ 11″ at around 137 pounds. Which puts me I believe around the 70th percentile for height and 25th percentile for weight. I have hardly no muscle mass, though more than when I did since I started college.

But my figures are from looking at charts online. I don’t actually know my percentile since different places said different things.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hey Chris, to make you feel better, most of my siblings are older than you. Dawn, I said supposedly because the stats I found said that average height is like 5’4″, which I would say is low. I would say that you are average to slightly short.

[superchris01]

My mom is 5′ 2″ and my dad is 6′ 4″. So I got stuck being close to average male height (which is 5′ 10″)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hardly *any. Double negative. 😀

[superchris01]

Ok grammar nazi 😛

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You missed a comma. 😉

[superchris01]

And to Brooke’s question on the Surface: totally recommend. Not as good for drawing as say a wacom, but its a full fledged computer that I use for school and a laptop. Battery life is so so. But I always have my backpack on me anyway.

Just make sure you get one with at least 8 gb. for drawing. There were many times I ran out of cache on my 4gb ram Surface Pro 3. So you’d be looking at a $1000 investment with another model rumored on the way.

[superchris01]

Dang it, Carrot! ROFL

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*whispers* Apple is better than Microsoft…

[Poulet Frit]

APPLE IS THE DEVIL

[Poulet Frit]

Chris is scarily the same exact height and we are roughly the same weight….I’m scared

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Weight… what?

[Poulet Frit]

Carrot!!

[Poulet Frit]

I’m getting ready for a job interview

[superchris01]

Apple’s products are well made, but you’re limited by their own products and any poor decisions they make. Microsoft, not as well made, but much better than it used to be, and much more variety of products to choose from to fit one’s needs.

If Apple made an Ipad Pro with Mac OS and a couple buttons to the pen, I’d consider much more to get that. Right now the Surface Pro 4 meets my needs.

[superchris01]

Nice Kristen! Good luck!

And that is creepy with the weight/height thing

[superchris01]

I’m hoping Apple gets back to focusing on creatives like it used to. I would really love to get one of their products. I just can’t because they’re losing in innovation for creatives. Seriously, why are they so stubborn about a touchscreen? It be much easier to scroll through a video timeline on a touchscreen rather than a touchbar. Plus you wouldn’t lose focus having to look up and down all the time.

[Poulet Frit]

It is creepy…stop being so much like me Chris 😛
And thanks. I’m not too nervous, I just have to remember to ask about hair dye

[superchris01]

Our biggest differentiation: I’m hard to get to a horror movie.

[Poulet Frit]

…that will change.
Our biggest difference is that you would sell you first born for a video game!!

[superchris01]

Touche.

[Poulet Frit]

I feel so weird just waiting. It’s open interviews, so I got here first but this guy is checking his reflection in his phone

[superchris01]

Is my hair parted right? I don’t have a booger hanging out my nose again? Will he noticed the pimple oozing on forehead? Oh no, I forgot to brush…

[Poulet Frit]

The dgm is a female. Not a he

And thanks, now I’m wondering how to properly sit in a dress

[Poulet Frit]

…everyone is talking to everyone else except me….

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