Fear

[Poulet Frit]

NO WONDER HE FORGOT TO RUN OVER LIAM!!!! THE DANG DUDE IS ASLEEP!!!!
I need to find a new bus

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh, did Yeast send you those pictures?

[Poulet Frit]

Yes. Freaking adorable.

[JFF]

No…..wait the bus is a puppy?!!!!!!?

[Manalive Smith]

Who is Liam? The driver can take the fall for this. Let’s throw him under the bus.

[Manalive Smith]

You know so he has somewhere sheltered to sleep.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hrm. Do you know my name now, too?

[Manalive Smith]

I think Carrot is a puppy in this context, Jelly.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I most certainly do not identify as a puppy.

[JFF]

Wait what did I just say?’!!!!!??????☹️☹️??☹️☹️☹️????????????????

[Poulet Frit]

I do not know your name. Only state. That’s it. I promise.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Okeydokey. That’s fine, I was just clarifying whether or not Yeast told you stuff that I didn’t say he could.

[Manalive Smith]

Well, however you self-identify, we have identified that you are a puppy. We’re good at that sort of thing.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I look nothing like I did when I was 5, so it’s not a big deal.

[Poulet Frit]

No, yeast is very respectful of your wishes, and of mine. That’s why manalive here won’t see certain pictures I sent yeast because they have street signs.

[Manalive Smith]

You were wondering if the bus was a puppy. I was saying that Kristen was calling Josiah adorable, not the bus.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

If I am made to represent a puppy, I will change my profile picture to… something.

[Poulet Frit]

5 year old you is so adorable

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Doesn’t Manalive know roughly where you live anyway? I guess he might be able to narrow down where your actual residence is, though.

[Poulet Frit]

NO MORE TINGLE!!

[Manalive Smith]

To Kristen: But I know the street you work on?
To Josiah: Well I expect you’re taller now for one.

[Poulet Frit]

He knows city and state. But my address is impossible to find as we rent from a company that keeps our identity secret (because we are military) and however the street signs wouldn’t help narrow down my house, he sure as heck can find my neighborhood.

[Manalive Smith]

Josiah, I think I found those pictures of you you mentioned on your churches website. It’s at some sort of a picnic by a lake, right?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

To Manalive to Kristen: Oh yeah, I could find that street, too.
To Manalive to me: Just a little.

[Poulet Frit]

Oh yeah, several people know the office I worked at, possibly the one I’m currently at. But…none of yall would call the office. And you are all too far away to pop in

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeah, church “camping” weekend. It shouldn’t be too hard to figure out which one is me.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That was several months ago, though.

[Manalive Smith]

Really I would have just been satisfied knowing your states. I like puzzles, but I don’t like being creepy.

[Poulet Frit]

Manalive makes a good point.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Whatevs.

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