Fear

[Poulet Frit]

A. I only saw her response, not what you said. So I didn’t have much to go off of. B. She told me because she is salty about not being part of TOPHAT.
And offended isn’t necessarily the right word. It just came out of the blue and all I could think is that you dislike me because A. We do argue a lot, and I typically think it’s like playful arguing but assumed you thought I was some sort of jerk. And B. We don’t talk outside of the forum, which needs to change sometime soon.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

No, no, I definitely don’t think you’re a jerk. I have a tendency to be a jerk on here more than anybody else. I don’t think any of the arguments have been initiated by you, all of them were my fault. Again, all I intended to do was confuse you, and you would have been reinstated after a couple days. Was it me that didn’t let her into TOPHAT? I don’t really have a problem with it…

[Poulet Frit]

I told her to be a spy. But she’s salty to all of TOPHAT.
I enjoy some arguments, and certainly don’t think you are rude. You seem like a pretty cool dude.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Huh. Please excuse me for a moment while I review some things. I move that we let her in.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I do appreciate your calling me a “pretty cool dude,” though. I get the impression that most people don’t think that.

[Poulet Frit]

I think you are wrong about that. I can’t imagine people thinking of you any different.

[Poulet Frit]

You’re awesome, carrot! You are smart and amazing and kind and sarcastic (which is a good thing). You are firm in what you believe (even if it’s just milk). You are a great young man with a bright bright future.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

…but it’s dark out.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Feel free to take this time to tell me to shut up because I’m ruining the moment.

[Poulet Frit]

…carrot, I’m trying to be nice here.
I’m gonna playfully slap you during auxcon.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yes, I know you’re trying to be nice. That was why I suggested you tell me to shut up. Just be careful that we’re not outside with substantial wind when you slap me, or else I’ll end up in the next state.

[Poulet Frit]

YOU ARE RUINING THE MOMENT!!!
Be serious, carrot.
You are amazing. I know being the youngest isn’t easy. Everyone expects you to be as good as your siblings at everything. But you are good at stuff. Like this. Look around you, carrot. This forum, wouldn’t be here without your help.

[Poulet Frit]

I think you over estimate the power of my noodle arm

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I know I’m ruining the moment. That’s what’s hilarious. (I am paying attention to what you’re saying, I’m just being a pain as usual) I think you overestimate my weight.

[Poulet Frit]

What you weigh? A buck? Dude. I can’t even carry a gallon of milk without crying.

[Poulet Frit]

It’s ok that you are being a pain. I take it you are a thinker and not a feeler. I am a feeler.

[Poulet Frit]

I’m trying to learn how to understand thinkers though.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeah, I’m definitely not a feeler.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I allegedly am average weight for my age, but I’m also multiple inches taller than said alleged average.

[Poulet Frit]

Skinny is cool. (I have gone through a growth spurt…I’m not sure how tall I am anymore, I’ll let yall know when I find out)
It’s OK that you are not a feeler. As long as you are not scared of feelings. Your feelings that is. That you understand them and are not afraid to feel sad and such..

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Darn. Another growth spurt? Good thing I have [censored] years to catch up. I do get angry sometimes, but the lengthiest bouts of anger are when I’m annoyed at mainstream media.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

…which happens quite a bit.

[Poulet Frit]

It’s OK to be angry. And sad. And other emotions.

Just don’t let my words fall on deaf ears.

[Poulet Frit]

Even when you feel like you aren’t good enough. You are.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Eh? What did you say? Speak up, young lady!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(I’m kidding, I’m kidding)

[Poulet Frit]

“Young lady”?? I have you know I’m [censored]. That’s young woman to you. (Jk, don’t call me young woman)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*I’ll

[Poulet Frit]

…carrot. can you just let us have this moment right here?
For 5 minutes? Just…try to be a feeler?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

…but I need to go to bed.

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