Fear

[Poulet Frit]

Or an oven.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yes, or that.

[Poulet Frit]

Toaster ovens are dangerous

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I suppose that could be the case in some situations.

[Poulet Frit]

They are prone to catching fire

[Poulet Frit]

I also have a “fear” of feet. I call it a disgust…but like…this child tried to stick her feet near me and I flipped out.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

What did you flip out? Your pocket knife?

[Poulet Frit]

I don’t take that babysitting.
I flipped out my words of “PLEASE NO CHILD”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I don’t see why not… teaching kids to wear knives is a wonderful thing.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Call me a redneck if you wish to. I kind of am to some extent.

[Poulet Frit]

I’m from the south. Pocket knives are good. But I am extremely clumsy so I don’t carry mine.

[Brooke AC]

Figuring out how long to cook something in the microwave scares me. I almost blew up our microwave back when I was like 7.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

If only I cold find mine…

[Poulet Frit]

I am good at microwaving things.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I remember sticking a non-microwavable plate in once. It was pretty great. There were sparks.

[Poulet Frit]

CARROT

[Poulet Frit]

I have melted several plastic plates in the microwave.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*could

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Wait, did you think that was a pun?

[Poulet Frit]

I assumed it was.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

If only it was…

[Poulet Frit]

Accidentally funny.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yes. The one time a typo worked in my favor.

[Poulet Frit]

Lol. It happens…not to me…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh, well.

[Poulet Frit]

Feet.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Feet? I feat that my feet will stop growing and I won’t be as tall as my brother…

[Poulet Frit]

Feet are gross, chop them off.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Umm… no thanks.

[Poulet Frit]

Yeah, let’s do it!!

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