Episode 024

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*would

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Any insider news?

[Poulet Frit]

I would take your mobile device and pretend to be you and continue to organize them. I would also do everything in my power to make you look bad… (not really. Thats mean)

[Poulet Frit]

Ryan hasn’t responded to anything I send. Only angie, and she don’t know. Matthew wouldn’t tell me even if he knew.

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…except I don’t have a mobile device. BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

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Hmm…

[Poulet Frit]

Ipod is a mobile device

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well yeah, but I only have an iPod Nano 5.

[Poulet Frit]

Then your computer

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Except I don’t use my computer… BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!

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(I use the family iMac and my mom’s Macbook)

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(Needless to say, they work better than my Windows XP tower)

[Poulet Frit]

I’ll take it all

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Trust me, taking my tower would be pointless. It doesn’t even run Portal.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m going to disappear at some point soonish…

[Poulet Frit]

Me too.
And fine, I won’t take the tower.

[Poulet Frit]

I HAVE NEWS!!!
Ryan will edit the episode after work today. Idk when we are actually getting it though.

[Masøn M.]

Yay! Thanks for forcing the information out of him… What means of torture did you use?

[Poulet Frit]

You know how he said he needed to get “ahead, but not the kind that goes on shoulders”? I got him a head…that goes on shoulders.

[Masøn M.]

Lol… Whatever works…

[Poulet Frit]

Sending Matthews head in a box seemed to do the trick.

[Masøn M.]

…

[Poulet Frit]

What? It worked didn’t it??

[Masøn M.]

I guess… Kinda puts a damper on future podcast recording though, right?…

[Poulet Frit]

I can put it back.

[Masøn M.]

Oh, okay… Then we’re fine… Way to use your ‘head’…

[Poulet Frit]

I have the body on ice. And the head will not be hard to get back. I don’t believe Ryan wants to keep it. After that, it’s a few simple stitches…

[Masøn M.]

Frankenmatthew

[Poulet Frit]

Exactly.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

O.o

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