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[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m pretty sure I can’t find the video of your immaculate chin…

[Masøn M.]

I’m pretty sure that video’s lighting was really bad and does not accurately portray my whiteness…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m pretty sure I found it.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m pretty sure I have more freckles, but my skin is still lighter. And more yellow. Thanks, carrots.

[Masøn M.]

I’m pretty sure that may be an accurate statement…

[Explosive Yeast]

I feel like I can safely say I’m less white than either of you but still an extremely white person.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m pretty sure I haven’t eaten any today. I should go fix that.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m pretty sure you probably spend more time outside than I do.

[Explosive Yeast]

I’m pretty sure you really should

[Masøn M.]

I’m pretty sure I’ve only eaten French Toast today, and I have a demonstration later in our 60 and windy weather, and I should probably get sustenance for that but eh…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m pretty sure I’m hungry and that Mason has lovely weather.

[Masøn M.]

I’m pretty sure that is Texans are WEAK and are freezing…

[Masøn M.]

*us

[Masøn M.]

Also, **57

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m pretty sure that us [censored]ers are maniacs when it comes to weather.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Even better.

[Masøn M.]

I’m pretty sure I enjoy this weather better than 101 though…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m pretty sure that if you don’t, you should.

[Masøn M.]

I’m gonna stop saying ‘I’m pretty sure’ now, I’m pretty sure…

[DScott]

I’m pretty sure that I have good low temperature tolerance, even though I’m Texan.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m pretty sure I was not aware of this.
And there goes my last hope of somebody being within 10 hours of me.

[Awkward Potato]

I’m pretty sure I’ve lost my hope for being that close to any FACEs either. Although technically he didn’t say he lived in Texas currently, just that he was Texan.
I’m also pretty sure I never want to take the ACT again.

[DScott]

I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t disclose my state of residence.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I mean Classy Whale is 2 hours away from me at the moment, but he’s not a FACE, and I’ve never really interacted with him.
Hahahahahaha

[DScott]

So, we need to get Classy Whale listening to the show (if he isn’t already), and on the Not-Forum?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Pretty much.

[Awkward Potato]

I second that.
#32766 So you have a dab habit, Josiah?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yes, it takes up one third of my time.

[Poulet Frit]

My dad is a Texan. Other than our 4 years back there, he hasn’t lived there in 20 years.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Good gravy, what in Hyrule happened last night?

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