BREAKING NEWS UPDATES (#5)

[Poulet Frit]

Not nice. I hate dresses.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*insert Matt Smith I Know GIF*

[Jeff Ross]

Update: Later today the latest episode of the Inner Tube should be released. Episode 181 will feature Gret Glyer, an Inner Circle member, making his second appearance on the show, and it is hyped as being more entertaining than the first time he was on (Episode 137).

In the meantime, maybe we could get the Episode 180 comment section to over 50 comments? We’re at 48 right now. That’s up to 16 now only three times.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Good idea.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: This is not a fake. I repeat, this is not a fake.
https://www.gop.gov/legend-zelda-american-tax-code-common/

[Poulet Frit]

It says it doesn’t exist

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Dang it they took it down.

[Dawn]

What was it?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

A semi-nonsensical article trying and failing to be cool and hip by not really comparing tax code to Zelda.

[Jeff Ross]

Interesting.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

https://web.archive.org/web/20170823235840/http://www.gop.gov/legend-zelda-american-tax-code-common/

[Poulet Frit]

I am going to be awake ALL night tonight (til 10am)
And tomorrow I will be up late at an engagement party.
I am gonna need so much coffee.

[Poulet Frit]

Ok, that article. I have a lot of thoughts on.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh? Other than that it’s garbage?

[Poulet Frit]

Yes. Like…how I will be extremely upset if anyone changes the tax code a lot. Thats…every year I have to learn the updates to the tax laws, and if they change it completely, I’d be upset. That’s a lot to relearn.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeah, but it could theoretically be an improvement.

[Poulet Frit]

Agreed. But…it would make my life harder.

[Poulet Frit]

MASON
I hope yall don’t get hit too hard by this hurricane. I know corpus is gonna be…it’s not gonna be pretty.

[Masøn M.]

We’re gonna get a TON of rain tomorrow, estimated 11-13 inches I believe, but we’ll pretty much just get the rain end… We’ll have high winds, but not hurricane high… So yeah… Thanks… The main thing we’re worried about is how badly South Padre is gonna get hit cause we were supposed to go on vacation there in a week and a half lol

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

True, but it could be for the GREATER GOOD!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!

[Poulet Frit]

Hopefully corpus and Padre island don’t get hit…too bad. We still know a ton of people down there.

I’m glad you’re not getting hit too hard

[Poulet Frit]

If I’m being…brutally honest…I don’t think you’re going on vaca in a week and a half. Like, I’m hoping it ain’t too bad down there, but…it’s gonna be bad. (Ain’t I the optimist)

[Masøn M.]

It was actually projected that down there they weren’t gonna get hit TOO hard, but yeah… We don’t know at this point…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Such optimistic
Very rain

[Poulet Frit]

Oh that’s good!
I feel really bad for corpus…and slightly glad I no longer live there.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Many glad
Much feel

[Awkward Potato]

Yeah…I heard about that on the news today. Hopefully there’s not too much damage.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Indeed.

[Poulet Frit]

Our news showed a video of how it is now…looks rough

[Masøn M.]

Yeah, we have Weather Channel on right now…

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