BREAKING NEWS UPDATES (#5)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Cool. I was sure you said something sometime about your grade, but I’m not finding anything. Maybe you’re a senior this year? That seems plausible.

[Awkward Potato]

Maybe I am.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I mean you seem older than [censored]… but perhaps younger than [censored]…
Trying to avoid saying my grade is getting rather difficult.

[Poulet Frit]

GUYSSSSSSSSSSSS
pardon my excitement. But the plan for today is to go to a tattoo shop and I am gonna GET INNKKKKKKK

[Awkward Potato]

Well, you have narrowed it down to two possibilities, so yeah.

[Awkward Potato]

YAAAAAAY

[Poulet Frit]

I’M SO EXCITED

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh bother, have I narrowed it down to two?

[Poulet Frit]

10th or 11th

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

When did I allegedly rule out 12th?

[Poulet Frit]

…good point.
Possibly 12th but I doubt it

[Awkward Potato]

Actually, there was a time when you said you weren’t a senior. I don’t remember when though.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I wasn’t a senior last year.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I got 5 small tattoos.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You got some tattoos and the pain is alright? Oo oo oo oo oo oo oo?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I predict Dawn showing up in 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…

[Poulet Frit]

I…don’t get it.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Or Kristen. That works too.
You don’t get which?

[Poulet Frit]

I…don’t know.
But the pain ain’t bad

[Poulet Frit]

It’s more annoying than painful.
The only thing I don’t like is about an hour afterwards, your body goes into shock a little. That’s not fun. The shaking and cold…I got that now.

[Dawn]

Wait why would I have shown up??

[Poulet Frit]

Idk. But you did

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You were on Twitter. You are typically on the Not-forum and Twitter around the same time as each other.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Darn. I shouldn’t have given away why I knew you would come.

[Poulet Frit]

Hahahaha

[Dawn]

Infallible logic

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Thanks. Even thought that might have been sarcasm.

[Dawn]

I’m not sure what it was

If I was being really sarcastic it would have been “Truly infallible logic, good sir.”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

True.

[Brooke AC]

I hate showing back up here and then realizing I missed a bunch of conversations and now I can’t go back and add to them.

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