BREAKING NEWS UPDATES (#2)

[Manalive Smith]

Someone chose the same gift as me. I have a Patreon sibling!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: MANALIVE!!!!!!

[Manalive Smith]

I wonder when I’ll get to meet them, and what their favorite color is, and if they will like me. I need to arrange a picnic.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: WE’RE ACTUALLY ON AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I wish it was me. I want to go on a picnic with Manalive.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: How in the world are Chadtronic remixes so amazing? I need a legit Aux Cable Remix.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Can those of us that are on Twitter petition Gabe Miller for an Aux Cable remix? It needs to happen.

[Poulet Frit]

I wish it was me too, I would pinic with manalive.

Gosh…that could be taken wrong…not like that, manalive!!

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: night, yall!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: G’night!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I too, must disappear.

[Manalive Smith]

If you lived in closer proximity to my home state a picnic would be inevitable.

[Manalive Smith]

That was addressed to both of you.

[Poulet Frit]

That sounds fun, manalive, but maybe you just need to come to the east coast. We can pinic on the beach or something. (I say you come here because I am assuming that you are older than me, and definitely older than carrot)

[Manalive Smith]

Do they have lawns where you are? I’m not sure how I feel about beaches. I have spent most of my life landlocked, with the exception of brief excursion into the Bering Sea.

[Manalive Smith]

It tasted like pretzels.

[Poulet Frit]

I dislike the beach and ocean, but yes, we have lawns. We can probably go to city park (it’s a pokegym if you play pokemon go). It’s nice when the geese arent there to poop on everything.

[Manalive Smith]

I love geese! I once spent a good thirty minutes chasing one around a park. They have to slow down to use their wings, so if you stay right on their tail, they’re trapped.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

We definitely have lawns. As a general rule, beaches are overrated.

[Masøn M.]

Considering I lived in California for 10 years, I hate beaches… A lot… There is just nothing appealing about them at all to me…

[Poulet Frit]

I’ve been less than an hour from the beach my entire life…I too hate them

[Manalive Smith]

Which means that if I’m right about South Carolina you don’t live in Columbia.

[Poulet Frit]

I used to live in SC. I consider my hometown (the birthplace of sweet tea), to be a huge reason why I am the way I am.

[Manalive Smith]

Makes sense. I just had a vague recollection of you mentioning SC. You’ll be glad to know I have no idea where you live, other then at a population center, in the South, that is probably not in South Carolina, but is on the east coast, and is less than an hour away from the ocean by car.

[Manalive Smith]

Breaking News: Josiah got a twitter account. (Either that or someone nefarious is pretending to be Josiah).

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: It’s me. 😀

[Poulet Frit]

Cool, carrot!! Now get fb and friend me

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Facebook probably isn’t going to happen any time soon. Manalive, don’t be offended if I turn down your follower request; I’m not sure whether or not my parents would be comfortable with somebody I don’t know in real life following me. Nothing against you specifically, just people on the internet in general. That said, I may accept it, it all depends on what my parents say.

[Manalive Smith]

Understood.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That was creepy. That was exactly what I expected you to say.

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