BREAKING NEWS UPDATES (#2)

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BREAKING: Mmhmm.

[Poulet Frit]

BREAKING: olivias house has good black coffee. Only me and her parents are awake…

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Don’t correct my grammar!!!

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Something none of you know, there is a video of me on youtube. You cannot find it…ha!

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Was that a “You will not and cannot find it,” or a “DON’T FIND IT?”

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That was a “my name isn’t anywhere with the video and you cannot find it no matter how hard you look, but if you do, congrats”
It’s me dancing terribly (and very whitely) to the white naenae. It has 22 views. 2 likes 2 dislikes. It’s on the channel of a friend of mine. He only has that video on it and only one subscriber…me

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Whip naenae**

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I’ll get back to you later…

[Explosive Yeast]

At this point I really don’t think anything is impossible for carrot to find.

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I can’t touch my toes…

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…I guess I can find them, though.

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…if carrot finds it, I will applaud him. Cuz…that would be good

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My toes, or the video?

[Explosive Yeast]

Either.

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Okeydoke. I’m going to go clear some dish-racks…

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May I ask if it still has 22 views?

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I have to admit, I’m having trouble finding it.

[Poulet Frit]

Why did you ask about 22 views?

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It’s up to 24 now

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And you are having trouble because my name is no where in it. Neither is anybody that you know. There are so many “whip/naenae” videos you would have to go through…it’s not really even worth your time.
It’s just so cringey.

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I haven’t even bothered searching anything related to your name.

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BREAKING: Yes, that is indeed Superchris01 dabbing.
https://twitter.com/dearfuturejosh/status/856247536960638980/photo/1

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Grr.

[Poulet Frit]

I saw that picture yesterday.
Chris needs to never dab again.
I have told him as much.

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Heh.

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BREAKING: Good heavens. Look at Ryan’s Patreon.

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HOLEY CHEESE!!

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#9000

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BREAKING: Don’t you swiss you made a pun?

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BREAKING: Stalking/trolling people on Twitter is immensely satisfying. Especially if said people are Ryan and Matthew.

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