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BREAKING: DOES IT LOOK LIKE A DRILL!?!?!? NO!!! BECAUSE IT’S A SCREWDRIVER!!!!! NEXT YOU’RE GOING TO TELL ME YOU THOUGHT THAT IT WAS A WRENCH!!!
Breaking: Ryan just got enough for a PO box. I’m sure none of us can even.
I just get to deliver good news today.
BREAKING: …and I am the Chairman of the Board of Directors of TOPHAT. I could get the other directors to override you.
Breaking: pls no
BREAKING: You do realize that there is a difference between override and overthrow, correct?
Breaking: it’s been a day
BREAKING: That is true.
Breaking: why is it 82 degrees outside?!?!
BREAKING: I was wondering the same thing.
Forreal? Even in Vermont? (That’s in new England right?)
BREAKING: Yeah, it was 80° today. Yes, Vermont is in New England. Do I live there? Find out on the next episode of “Things Carrot Refuses to Say!”
How humid is it where you are, Josiah?
BREAKING: According to forecast.weather.gov, it’s 51% right now. Not sure what it was earlier, but I don’t think it was terribly high. Are you going to be on later, Manalive? I need to go to AWANA…
Is every AWANA on a Tuesday? I’ve got to drop of my little brothers so I’ll disappear for awhile as well
off not of
And a while is likely two words. I shouldn’t type so fast.
BREAKING: Oh, really? That’s funny. Also, I meant “DON’T find out on the next episode of “Things Carrot Refuses to Say!”
Based on the data you just gave me I think we can rule out Maine and Rhode Island neither reached the necessary temperature today.
Take a moment to laugh if I just ruled out your home state.
BREAKING: Haha, where did you even find that info?
BREAKING: YESSSSSSS! I NEED THIS SONG.
Breaking: I’M OFFICIALLY AN ADULT BECAUSE I BOUGHT CHEESE WHIZ
BREAKING: What in the world is Cheese Whiz?
…you don’t know what cheese whiz is????
You know the cheese that is in a can that comes out like whipped cream? That’s cheese whiz
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