BREAKING NEWS UPDATES (#2)

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  • #8742
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
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    BREAKING: DOES IT LOOK LIKE A DRILL!?!?!? NO!!! BECAUSE IT’S A SCREWDRIVER!!!!! NEXT YOU’RE GOING TO TELL ME YOU THOUGHT THAT IT WAS A WRENCH!!!

    #8743
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: #bringbackfranklin

    #8745
    AvatarManalive Smith
    Guest

    Breaking: Ryan just got enough for a PO box. I’m sure none of us can even.
    #bringbackfranklin

    #8750
    AvatarManalive Smith
    Guest

    I just get to deliver good news today.
    #he’sback

    #8754
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    #heisn’treal

    #8755
    AvatarDScott
    Participant

    #Whynot

    #8758
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    #cuzIsaidandIamthePresidentofTOPHAT

    #8779
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: …and I am the Chairman of the Board of Directors of TOPHAT. I could get the other directors to override you.

    #8785
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: pls no

    #8789
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: You do realize that there is a difference between override and overthrow, correct?

    #8792
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: it’s been a day

    #8794
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: That is true.

    #8805
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: why is it 82 degrees outside?!?!

    #8809
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: I was wondering the same thing.

    #8813
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Forreal? Even in Vermont? (That’s in new England right?)

    #8814
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: Yeah, it was 80° today. Yes, Vermont is in New England. Do I live there? Find out on the next episode of “Things Carrot Refuses to Say!”

    #8817
    AvatarManalive Smith
    Participant

    How humid is it where you are, Josiah?

    #8818
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: According to forecast.weather.gov, it’s 51% right now. Not sure what it was earlier, but I don’t think it was terribly high. Are you going to be on later, Manalive? I need to go to AWANA…

    #8819
    AvatarManalive Smith
    Participant

    Is every AWANA on a Tuesday? I’ve got to drop of my little brothers so I’ll disappear for awhile as well

    #8820
    AvatarManalive Smith
    Participant

    off not of

    #8821
    AvatarManalive Smith
    Participant

    And a while is likely two words. I shouldn’t type so fast.

    #8822
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: Oh, really? That’s funny. Also, I meant “DON’T find out on the next episode of “Things Carrot Refuses to Say!”

    #8824
    AvatarManalive Smith
    Participant

    Based on the data you just gave me I think we can rule out Maine and Rhode Island neither reached the necessary temperature today.

    #8825
    AvatarManalive Smith
    Participant

    Take a moment to laugh if I just ruled out your home state.

    #8827
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: Haha, where did you even find that info?

    #8837
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    #8842
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: YESSSSSSS! I NEED THIS SONG.

    #8851
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: I’M OFFICIALLY AN ADULT BECAUSE I BOUGHT CHEESE WHIZ

    #8853
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: What in the world is Cheese Whiz?

    #8857
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    …you don’t know what cheese whiz is????
    You know the cheese that is in a can that comes out like whipped cream? That’s cheese whiz

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