BREAKING: I’m disappearing. I will field your hard-hitting questions about Chris Sale, the death penalty, euthanasia, milk, M&Ms, and who knows what else tomorrow.
BREAKING: I’m rewatching the Fantastic Fridays on Teddy Bear Picnic Day where Ryan wrote the clerihew about Chris Howard’s inferior pun skills, and I find it amusing how long their pun battle has unofficially been going on.
Breaking: After a girl spoils her cat, the cat rebelled and is now trying to take over the world. The US Government has already fallen. Please, lock your doors and close your windows. This is a global CATastrophe. This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.
