BREAKING NEWS UPDATES (#2)

[Poulet Frit]

What do you mean, Josiah?

[Poulet Frit]

He’s ugly, everyone can see that.
But to me, he’s so ugly, that he’s cute. I bring him home tomorrow. I love him dearly. I cannot wait to hold him

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I meant that most people wouldn’t get excited about a hairless cat. I meant no offense. That might be the first time you’ve ever called me by my real name, Poulet Frit.

[Poulet Frit]

I’m not offended. They are hideous creatures. Demon spawns.
And I’m sorry, carrot. I can go back to carrot. You just called me Kristen and i…figured it only fair.
I may have called you Josiah before tho

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I really don’t care what you call me, I was merely amused that you didn’t call me Carrot.

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: Kristen’s cat is so ugly [or cute, if you aren’t wearing your glasses, I suppose ;)] that even Voldemort can’t stand to look at it…

[Poulet Frit]

Aww, that’s very kind of you to say, mason!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well, I hope Voldemort can stand to look at the new Classy Whale video, because it’s hysterical.

[Masøn M.]

Ikr I died laughing

[Poulet Frit]

Then how are you here now?

[Masøn M.]

Magic?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

The Chariots of Fire theme gets me every time… Mason, you said in the Youtube comments that you had never played a Zelda game, but I thought you had played Phantom Hourglass? I could be wrong.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Mason, you got 11,111.

[Poulet Frit]

Earlier the numbers ended in “666” and I refused to post until someone else did first

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I know I got at least one of them. I’m pretty sure you did, too… I’m disappearing.

[Masøn M.]

Well, yeah, I’ve sort of played Phantom Hourglass, but 1. I was really young and don’t remember any of it, and 2. Doesn’t really seem like a very popular Zelda experience…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeah, that has the reputation of being the worst… unless Triforce Heroes has surpassed it.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I’m leaving to go get my kitty

[Poulet Frit]

He’s home!!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Cool.

[Poulet Frit]

He’s so tiny and cute and I started watching a horror movie and he fell asleep

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh, so you were watching Donkey Ollie, too?

[Poulet Frit]

Hahaha, no.
I need to catch up on SGK videos. I’m watching The Conjuring 2 (my favorite horror movie)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Okay, Ollieave you to that.

[Poulet Frit]

He wakes up when there’s a jumpscare and glares at the tv

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Heh.

[Poulet Frit]

He’s now curled up on my belly. He loves his hulk hoodie that I bought him

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh boy.

[Poulet Frit]

He’s so spoiled

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hmm…

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