BREAKING NEWS (3#)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Of course. It’s soda.

[Poulet Frit]

But it’s good soda

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Good is relative when it comes to such things.

[Poulet Frit]

You don’t like root beer?? Northerner

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It’s better than most soda.

[Poulet Frit]

Yesssssss

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

…but most soda is unappetizing and overrated.

[Poulet Frit]

I like soda. I like candy. I like a lot. But I’m also picky

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hmm…

[Dawn]

I don’t like soda or root beer. Or Jolly Ranchers. Or Nerds. Or sugary candy in general (Sour Patch Kids are the exception as well as skittles)

DON’T KILL ME

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hallelujah. I’m not alone.

[Poulet Frit]

I won’t kill you. You’ll probably live longer and/or healthier

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yay.

[Brooke AC]

I really need to catch up on Yeast’s vlogs…
But FIVE MINUTES TIL PUN OFF DAY.

[Brooke AC]

My friends thought they could escape me for Pun Off Day, but then they made the mistake of being nice and inviting me to go see GOTG2 with them before they realized what day it was.

[Brooke AC]

My best friend said she was going to push me out of the car today because I kept making puns. I laughed.

[Brooke AC]

IT’S TIME.

[Manalive Smith]

Brooke scares me.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yaaaaay.

[Poulet Frit]

Brooke should scare you, manalive.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yaaaay.

[Brooke AC]

Hahahahaha I feel accomplished.

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: I think my attempts to convince my parents to take me down to the competition failed… 🙁

[Manalive Smith]

Breaking: So I was doing some math this morning, because that’s my idea of fun, and if you were to have a five minute conversation with every human being on the planet it would take you roughly 67,000 years. A little less than practical. But if you asked each person you talked with for help on this project and they were willing to invest the time, it would take a grand total of two hours and forty five minutes for you to finish and you would only have to talk with 33 people personally. Moral of the story exponents are fun and always ask for help.

[Manalive Smith]

On an unrelated note, soda is amazing. My work has some sick root beers and cream sodas on tap that have ruined me for normal soda.

[Poulet Frit]

Soda on tap is the best!!!
And that math was fun for me to think about! Thanks!!

[Poulet Frit]

BREAKING: I’M OFF WORK

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: #PunOffATX on Twitter is incredible right now…

[Poulet Frit]

Hahahah!! I can imagine

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Did Manalive just say “sick?”

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