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[Manalive Smith]

And ice cream. Ice cream would be good.

[Manalive Smith]

Only if we pressed charges.

[Poulet Frit]

But is it worth possibly being arrested?

[Poulet Frit]

I’m sure your parents would probably press charges

[Manalive Smith]

My Mom says she’d be fine with it provided that none of you are seventy year old creeps.

[Manalive Smith]

If however you’re an eighty year old creep, she’s totally chill.

[Poulet Frit]

Hahaha!! That’s awesome!
No, I’m not 70. I also cannot afford a plane ticket to Colorado nor can I take time off work and I think my mom would kill me if I tried to go.

[Poulet Frit]

I’m not a creep. Just…loud and crazy and a bit naive.

[Manalive Smith]

Too bad. I could use a sandwich.

[Poulet Frit]

Me too. Where is the TARDIS when you need it (I don’t like Doctor Who…I just reference it)

[Poulet Frit]

…I wonder what it would look like…French fried chicken just showing up at your house…

[Poulet Frit]

…though I could bring my longboard and cruiser and ride down that road. It looks way better than dodging cars, children, and speed bumps in my neighborhood

[Manalive Smith]

I’m confused are you saying you’ll ship us a fried chicken edible arrangement or that you are in fact made of fried chicken?

[Manalive Smith]

It’s a pretty great road.

[Poulet Frit]

“You are what you eat” right?
Then, I am fried chicken. And fried pickles. And fried snickers. And fried cheesecake.
I don’t think if I ship you a fried chicken edible arrangement that it would still be hot and crispy by the time it reached you.

[Manalive Smith]

You could pay someone closer to us to make and deliver it.

[Manalive Smith]

You could pay me, and then I’ll make it, set in on the front porch, ring the doorbell, close the door, open it up, and look surprised.

[Poulet Frit]

How would I get the money to you? How much would you charge? And can you be overly dramatic and record it and put it on yeast’s channel?

[Manalive Smith]

Carrier pigeon. Enough to buy the materials, and definitely.

[Poulet Frit]

I don’t have a carrier pigeon, but I can find an owl. Which house are you in (hp)?
And is…. $5 ok? Cuz that’s all I got

[Poulet Frit]

How about you do it, and at auxcon I give you 5…like I high five. I’m cheap

[Manalive Smith]

I’m in Ravenclaw at Hogwarts. Thunderbird at Illvermorny.

[Poulet Frit]

….I’ve never looked to see what I would be in at Illvermorny.
I’m slytherin.

[Manalive Smith]

My patronus is a kingfisher and my wand is vine wood with a phoenix feather core. Apparently I’m big on birds.

[Poulet Frit]

I forgot what wood my wand is. But it’s 14 inches and unicorn something or rather for the core.
My patronus…I have no clue.
My spirit animal is the blob fish though

[Manalive Smith]

Poor blob fishes.

[Poulet Frit]

Though, I own the elder wand.

[Poulet Frit]

Don’t feel bad because they are my spirit animal. I might get offended!! (Actually I won’t)

[Manalive Smith]

I don’t feel bad for you. It’s a great spirit animal. I feel bad because blob fishes aren’t normally that blobby. They need the pressure of the ocean to hold their flesh together, pull them out and they start to swell up and come apart. The same thing would happen to a human if you were in space without a pressurized suit.

[Poulet Frit]

Is that why they look like that? Man, humans are mean!

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