Breaking (#4)

[Poulet Frit]

Only three? HOW DO YOU SURVIVE???

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I have my sneakers, my dress shoes, and my cleats. Why on earth would I need more than that?

[Poulet Frit]

I don’t own dress shoes

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I would think that those would be a more useful investment than 15 pairs of one type of shoe, whether they’re different colors and styles, or not.

[Poulet Frit]

I own work shoes…that I hate with a passion.

[Manalive Smith]

Are they black shoes with a non-slip tread or is that just a restaurant thing?

[Poulet Frit]

I have to wear girly shoes *throws up*
They are just black flats that kill my feet and make me wanna kill someone

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Heh.

[Dawn]

#16843 NOOOO HOW’D I MISS BROOKE!!! BROOKE CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?

If she can forgive me, maybe I can forgive all y’all for blowing up the notforum…I guess it WAS kinda a given lol…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You call this blowing up?

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: An Inner Tube survey is now available… No reward, but it’s short, so why not.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh yeah! I was going to go do that… thank you for the reminder, Mason!

[Awkward Potato]

Breaking: IT’S ORANGE!! This is really messing with me. Is it like that for everyone, or is mine just being weird?

[Masøn M.]

… Orange?…

[Manalive Smith]

What is orange exactly?

[Explosive Yeast]

I hate when that’s orange. (What exactly is orange?)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It’s blue for me sometimes… if Potato means what I think she means.

[Manalive Smith]

If you people are talking about the sky it’s blue for me right now, but it does get orange from time to time.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well yes, there’s also that.

[Poulet Frit]

I’m only just now off work.
*curls into bed*
*dies*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

RIP Kristen. [censored]-2017. She lived longer than Harambe.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*outlived

[Poulet Frit]

…my word

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Why your word? You don’t like my word? Or Manalive’s word?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I would laugh really hard if you randomly had the same birthday as Harambe. By my lousy estimates, you don’t.

[Poulet Frit]

What’s his birthday?

[Manalive Smith]

I guard my word carefully. It means a lot to me.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It is allegedly May 27, 1999.

[Poulet Frit]

A bit off in the month and date and year.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yup.

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