Breaking (#4)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*casually stays out of the emotional moment*

[Brooke AC]

Dude, this is nothing. We have some good conversations.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m sure. Ours are pretty uninteresting.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That’s mostly my fault, though.

[Brooke AC]

Nah, they’re still good! I’m just happy to be able to talk to you! Besides, nothing can really be boring when you’re talking to a Mario carrot eating a cold baked potato.

[Poulet Frit]

This is nothing compared to other conversations between brooke and I.

I wish I could talk to carrot.

And I know I’ve been talking to you. Doesn’t mean I can’t miss you.

[Poulet Frit]

Happy Father’s day to all the FACE’s dads!!

[Brooke AC]

I know you can miss me, ’cause I know I can miss you!
But Happy Fathers Day!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

#19967: True.
#19968: Sorry…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

We interrupt this touching segment to bring you a BREAKING news report: The other day, I saw two birds in a tree. One was a Mockingbird, but his friend was a little chap, who oddly enough seemed to be counting beads. At the time, I was confused by this strange occurrence, but now all has become clear and I realize that it was an Abacus Finch.

[Awkward Potato]

Was there a Tom Robin(son) in the tree as well?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Haha, probably.

[Dawn]

BROOOOKKKKEEE!!! HALLOOO BROOKE!! I MISSED YOU!

[Totally Brooke]

Howdy, Dawn. My name is totally Brooke.

[Dawn]

Wait Brooke did you change your email address? Because you exist in two forms currently

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I think I’m presenting a good example of why Dawn missed Brooke. The rest of us are too wacko.

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: I will be returning to my regularly scheduled foruming soon. I’ve had a friend from out of state visiting, but I will return shortly…

[Poulet Frit]

Enjoy your friend

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Mmhmm. I miss the days when I would get up in the morning and I would have to read through 4 or 5 threads.

[Dawn]

WHAT? JOSIAH HOW’D YOU GET BETWEEN MY POSTS?

If Josiah is Brooke, then Brooke exists in THREE forms 0.0

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Call me SPD-13. No, I am not Brooke, I just felt like answering your question, so I temporarily masqueraded as Brooke.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

She got blocked out of the forum on one email; I don’t think anybody really knows why.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Brooke unshockingly pulls a Brooke on Twitter.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: WHERE IN THE WORLD DID THOSE BALLOONS COME FROM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Mason M.]

Breaking: Someone just tried to refer me to The Aux Cable in my Blimey Cow comment I left last night… How cute… ?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Wow. Who was it?

[Mason M.]

Alicia McAlpine

[Poulet Frit]

What if they didn’t want their name out there?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well, they put it on Youtube.

[Dawn]

What if Alicia….IS MESSY SPARROW?

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