Aux Cable: The Movie

[Manalive Smith]

I thought the term he was searching for ‘born in Louisiana’. Also how did Andy Serkis end up as Franklin?

[Manalive Smith]

Ellen DeGeneres was also awarded the presidential medal of freedom. The things you learn on Wikipedia.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m not afraid of it, I just wasn’t sure if I should say it on here.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Wait, wasn’t it Dumbledore that said that in Sorceror/Philosopher’s Stone? I’m going to let other people cast you, Angie… it’s already been shown that I have no clue what I’m doing.
I honestly have no idea, Manalive. The same way Tom Holland ended up playing you.

[Dawn]

Can I have Emma Stone instead?

Because she ROCKED La La Land.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh, I don’t know. I’ll let other people decide.

[Poulet Frit]

Yes. Emma stone is great.
Tom Holland is probably my favorite match out of this whole list (…maybe I’m just a Tom Holland fangirl that would get excited to watch any movie he’s in….)

[Explosive Yeast]

I’m perfectly satisfied with Chris Pratt. Mebbe… before he had muscles. That’s pretty much me.

[Poulet Frit]

Parks and rec Chris pratt?

[Masøn M.]

I don’t know who could play me… Definitely not Kevin Hart lol, but… Hmm… Now I gotta spend a few hours on IMDb…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I still have no clue why I picked Kevin Hart… because he’s the comic relief? I don’t know. I almost said Alan Tudyk.

[Poulet Frit]

We need to find an actor with the same chin as mason

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

There is no actor with a chin as majestic as Mason’s.

[Poulet Frit]

Truth

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Did anybody come up with somebody for Angie?

[Poulet Frit]

Ummm….I wanna say rebel wilson. But idk. I just love her

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hmm…
Oh by the way, I mentioned this to a friend, and he said Hiddleston or McGregor, but not Cumberbatch. Oh, well.

[Poulet Frit]

HIDDLESTON!!!!!!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yep.

[Masøn M.]

Well, personality wise and what not, I relate an UNBELIEVABLE amount to Gaten Matarazzo’s Stranger Things CHARACTER, but we look nothing alike, so I’m still searching..

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

…you mean you don’t have a dorky mouth-half-open grin and mass of curly brown hair?

[Masøn M.]

Well, I’m all-around dorky, but no… I don’t…

[Masøn M.]

I choose Joseph Gordon-Levitt… All the way… Definitely… Final answer…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well none of my options look like me, sooooooo…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

McGregor probably the most.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

He’s too short, though.

[Masøn M.]

I mean, they don’t need to look just like you, they just need to be good representations of yourself…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeah… and I don’t know things about actors… sooooooooooo…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Joe says Link’s voice actor should play me.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I put out a Twitter poll… so far 1 person has voted Cumberbatch, one person has voted McGregor, and 2 have voted other. None for Hiddleston yet.

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