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  • #23477
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    This came up on the show a while back… but what actors/actresses would play us?

    #23478
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Well, here’s my list. Revel in the sheer absurdity of it. Apologies to anybody I forgot.

    Kristen: Gwendolyn Christie
    Mason: Kevin Hart
    Manalive: Tom Holland
    Yeast: Chris Pratt
    Kumquat: Dwayne Johnson
    Franklin: Andy Serkis
    Brooke: Georgie Henley
    Potato: Evanna Lynch
    Dawn: Emma Watson

    #23479
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Before you get triggered, please note that I put almost no thought into this.

    #23480
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    My first reaction: …I’m evil? WHY DOES MANALIVE GET TO BE TOM HOLLAND!!! WHY CAN’T I BE TOM HOLL-oh…yeah

    I agree with several of these.

    #23481
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Wait, really? Which ones? I’m sure you don’t agree with yours. My entire reasoning was “oh, she’s tall and blonde. Yeah, that’ll work.” Pretty poor, I know.

    #23482
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    I kind of want to cast Benedict Cumberbatch as myself, but that seems a bit arrogant.

    #23483
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    I agree with manalive, yeast, and dawn

    #23484
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Yeah, those were probably some of my best. I really don’t know why I picked Kevin Hart for Mason, it just seemed somehow fitting.
    Apologies for picking somebody while only reasoning that they were “tall and blonde.” That doesn’t mean that’s all I deem necessary for you in an actress/that’s all I see you as… your personality is just unique enough that I was having trouble thinking of a good option.

    #23485
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    Awww!
    It’s all good. Not like you said Miley Cyrus or something. I get it, carrot.

    #23486
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Oh goodness, no. I would not pick Miley Cyrus for anybody. That would be far too cruel.

    #23487
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    I like benedict for you, carrot.

    #23488
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    Or Tom hiddleston.

    #23489
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Heh. I should probably watch some Avengers so I know what you’re talking about…

    #23490
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    Tom hiddleston as loki is great, but evil and such.
    Red head Tom is my fav

    #23491
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Whoops, I totally missed your comment about being evil. Is she actually evil in everything?
    Yeah… I don’t watch many movies and TV shows, so I know pretty much nothing about actors…

    #23492
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    She was evil in the hunger games. I don’t think I watch anything else she’s in

    #23493
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    I honestly had no idea she was in Hunger Games. I just knew she was in Star Wars and Game of Thrones…

    #23494
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    I don’t watch GoT, and I forgot she was in Star Wars

    #23495
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    I don’t watch it either, I just happened to know she was in it. She plays Captain Phasma.

    #23496
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Hrm… maybe Ewan McGregor should play me. I don’t know why I’m coming up with all kinds of actors that I’ve seen almost nothing that they were in.

    #23497
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    I like captain phasma.

    He’s cool! He was in Beauty and the Beast

    #23499
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Hopefully she actually does something in Last Jedi…
    Yeah… I haven’t seen that.

    #23500
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    Beauty and the beast was good. Hilarious

    #23501
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Yeah, that’s what I’ve heard.

    #23502
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    I don’t wanna try to influence who my actress is.
    But Ellen tho

    #23503
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Yeah… but she’s… you know…

    #23504
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    Dory? Funny? Sometimes vulgar in her humor?

    #23505
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    …something I would prefer not to say on here.

    #23506
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    Happy?

    #23512
    AuxCableAngie
    Participant

    The term you’re searching for, Josiah, is lesbian.

    “Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.” -Hermione Granger

    I won’t lie- I want to know who would play me 🀣

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