This came up on the show a while back… but what actors/actresses would play us?
Well, here’s my list. Revel in the sheer absurdity of it. Apologies to anybody I forgot.
Kristen: Gwendolyn Christie
Mason: Kevin Hart
Manalive: Tom Holland
Yeast: Chris Pratt
Kumquat: Dwayne Johnson
Franklin: Andy Serkis
Brooke: Georgie Henley
Potato: Evanna Lynch
Dawn: Emma Watson
Before you get triggered, please note that I put almost no thought into this.
My first reaction: …I’m evil? WHY DOES MANALIVE GET TO BE TOM HOLLAND!!! WHY CAN’T I BE TOM HOLL-oh…yeah
I agree with several of these.
Wait, really? Which ones? I’m sure you don’t agree with yours. My entire reasoning was “oh, she’s tall and blonde. Yeah, that’ll work.” Pretty poor, I know.
I kind of want to cast Benedict Cumberbatch as myself, but that seems a bit arrogant.
I agree with manalive, yeast, and dawn
Yeah, those were probably some of my best. I really don’t know why I picked Kevin Hart for Mason, it just seemed somehow fitting.
Apologies for picking somebody while only reasoning that they were “tall and blonde.” That doesn’t mean that’s all I deem necessary for you in an actress/that’s all I see you as… your personality is just unique enough that I was having trouble thinking of a good option.
It’s all good. Not like you said Miley Cyrus or something. I get it, carrot.
Oh goodness, no. I would not pick Miley Cyrus for anybody. That would be far too cruel.
I like benedict for you, carrot.
Or Tom hiddleston.
Heh. I should probably watch some Avengers so I know what you’re talking about…
Tom hiddleston as loki is great, but evil and such.
Red head Tom is my fav
Whoops, I totally missed your comment about being evil. Is she actually evil in everything?
Yeah… I don’t watch many movies and TV shows, so I know pretty much nothing about actors…
She was evil in the hunger games. I don’t think I watch anything else she’s in
I honestly had no idea she was in Hunger Games. I just knew she was in Star Wars and Game of Thrones…
I don’t watch GoT, and I forgot she was in Star Wars
I don’t watch it either, I just happened to know she was in it. She plays Captain Phasma.
Hrm… maybe Ewan McGregor should play me. I don’t know why I’m coming up with all kinds of actors that I’ve seen almost nothing that they were in.
I like captain phasma.
He’s cool! He was in Beauty and the Beast
Hopefully she actually does something in Last Jedi…
Yeah… I haven’t seen that.
Beauty and the beast was good. Hilarious
Yeah, that’s what I’ve heard.
I don’t wanna try to influence who my actress is.
But Ellen tho
Yeah… but she’s… you know…
Dory? Funny? Sometimes vulgar in her humor?
…something I would prefer not to say on here.
The term you’re searching for, Josiah, is lesbian.
“Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.” -Hermione Granger
I won’t lie- I want to know who would play me 🤣
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