Assassin's Guild

[Poulet Frit]

We could get good money for the hides

[Manalive Smith]

More than enough to fund Ryan and buy Carrot a submarine.

[Is]

And to bribe enough people to cover our tracks and hides what we’ve done.

[Manalive Smith]

My mom thinks tuna flavored muffins would be more appealing than chocolate to lions, and she would know.

[Manalive Smith]

Solid punning Brooke.

[Poulet Frit]

If we get enough money saved up for Ryan, he would never have to give up his title as the pun king of youtube, and whoever threatens the title, can do muffin about it…

[Poulet Frit]

You told your mom that we are killing Ryans enemies and putting them in muffins? Cool…
I agree that tuna would appeal to them better, but we should still make chocolate muffins without the added protein and sell them. I know a killer recipe

[Is]

Thank you, Manalive.
If we fed tuna/human muffins to other humans, we would be much more likely to be caught. Then we’d be singing a different tuna.

[Poulet Frit]

Yeah, chocolate for the humans. Tuna or salmon for the lions.

[Is]

Ya know, I think we’re actually supposed to love our enemies…

[Poulet Frit]

We are…but these aren’t our enemies. They are Ryans.

[Is]

But I’m pretty sure you’d consider Ryan’s enemies your enemies.

[Gangsta Carrot]

#12297 Solid punning,* Brooke.
#12299 and #12303 *Ryan’s.

[Poulet Frit]

Not necessarily.
The friend of my enemy is my enemy. But the enemy of my friend gets killed and put into muffins.

[Say So]

…I don’t even know how to react to that.

[Poulet Frit]

That is going to become my life motto.

[So]

Hahaha, I’m confused.

[Poulet Frit]

I live in a constant state of confusion.

[Then]

Same.

[Gangsta Carrot]

Oh, well…

[Manalive Smith]

#12314 I need that on a t-shirt.

[Gangsta Carrot]

Don’t encourage her.

[Poulet Frit]

RIGHT

[Poulet Frit]

Please, encourage me, manalive.
For I know things about you that you don’t wish for me to share.
BLACKMAIL

[Manalive Smith]

Ooooo *claps hands excitedly* What do you know? Please share.

[Poulet Frit]

Your last name. The city/town/whatever your family is in…that’s about it.

[Manalive Smith]

You really should check to see if the CIA has any job openings.

[Poulet Frit]

I’m friends with your brother on fb.

[Poulet Frit]

Which means you could have blackmail on me.

[Poulet Frit]

I haven’t googled either of you yet, because you can file charges against me if I do

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