“Hey, listen to this cool, hip, rad song, man!”
“Okay.”
[“All I Want for Christmas Is a New Aux Cable Episode” plays.]
“You’re right, Ryan, that was a cool, hip, rad song. Kind-of makes me long for the days when we churned out a new podcast episode every week.”
“Me too. Too bad we don’t have time any more to edit new episodes.”
“Yeah, that is too bad.
[three second awkward pause]
Hey, Ryan?”
“Yes, Matthew?”
“Do you think we could make time, you know, just this once, to make this Christmas wish come true?”
“Well…maybe we could…”
“Here, here. Just give me the Aux Cable; you’ll love it.”
“The Aux Cable has been plugged in, and now so are you.”
“I am?”
“Yeah”
“Oh, okay. Sweet!”
“Coming up in this episode: We got snowed in so we have nothing better to do than make a podcast for you!”
“It’s a seven hour long special. There are just so many questions to answer and we have time to kill.”
“You think we should break this up and release it as multiple episodes?”
“That might actually be a good idea…”
“…but we aren’t going to do that because that would be too much editing. This week, ON THE AUX CABLE!”
*Theme music plays*
“Welcome to the Aux Cable! The show where we get you plugged in to advice on everything!”
“EVERYTHING!”
“And this time we mean it literally because seven hours is a lot of time to fill. I’m Ryan Matlock”
“And I’m Matthew Bird”
“And Christmas is officially here for everyone who has been anticipating our return to the airwaves.”
“Are we really doing a seven hour episode, Ryan?”
“Only if it takes us that long to answer every single question, Matthew. Maybe it will be done in three hours, maybe ten. We’ll just have to see how long it takes.”
“Of course the listener can just look on the website to see how long the episode is.”
“That’s true. They already know how long the episode is.”
“They know if we are joking or if we’re serious.”
“Especially if they’re listening on an iphone. They know if we’re Siri-ous.”
“Haha, good one, Ryan. I give it a 10 out of 10”
“Thanks”
“Because the iphone ten recently released”
“A very timely pun, Matthew. Be sure to “watch” out for more timely puns throughout this episode.”
“I see what you did there.”
“This is episode 037 of the podcast. Matthew, how are you doing?”
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