(Bohemian Rhapsody)
Is this the real Ryan?
Is this just fantasy?
He’s on the website
What even is reality?
Open your eyes
Look up at the replies and seeee
I’m just a homeschooled boy, I need no sympathy
Because I make some puns, they all go
I might cry, I’m alone
Anyway the people go doesn’t really matter to me, to me
Anggiiiieeee kidnappedd the guyyysss
Tied some rope around their heads
Threw them both under the bed
Anggiiiieeee, the podcast had juusssttt begguunnn
But now Ryan has gone and moved away
MATTHEEWWWWWWWWWW OOOOOHHH OOHHH OOHHHHH
DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY
IF I DON’T MAKE A SONG ABOUT YOU THIS TIME TOMORROW
CARRY ON, CARRY ON, since this whole thing doesn’t matter
Too late, your time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
My ears are aching for advice
Goodnight, everybody, I’ve got to goo
Gotta leave my phone behind and face the truth
YOUUU GUUYYYSSSS OH OH OH
I JUST WANT ADVICE
I SOMETIMES WISH THAT RYAN NEVER MOVED AT ALLLL
(intense high pitched ryan and matthew electric guitar sound effects)
I see a little flash of light, oh man oh man
A BIRD MOOSE, A BIRD MOOSE, WILL YOU EDIT THE AUX CABLE
LOTS OF PUNS AND VOICE CRACKING
VERY VERY SATISFYING
AWKWARD POTATO (AWKWARD POTATO)
AWKWARD POTATO (AWKWARD POTATO)
AWKWARD POTATO HOW ARE YOU
JOSIAH THE CARRO-O-O-O-OT STICK
I’m just a homeschooled boy, everybody shuns me
HE’S JUST A HOMESCHOOLED BOY FROM A SEMI-BIG FAMILY
SPARE HIM HIS LIFE, HE’S A MIDDLE CHILD YOU SEEEE
Angie comes, Matthew asks, “Will you let me go”
CANADA! NO, I WILL NOT LET YOU GO (LET ME GOOO)
CANADA! I WILL NOT LET YOU GO (LET ME GOOO)
CANADA! I WILL NOT LET YOU GO (LET ME GOOO)
WILL NOT LET YOU GO (LET ME GOO)
NEVER LET YOU GO, OH
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
Oh, Poulet Frit-a, Poulet Frit-a (Poulet Frit-a, let me go)
RISE OF THE KUMQUAT IS TO BLAME FOR ALL OF THESE, FOR THESE, FOR THEESSEEEE
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN POST MEMES TO MAKE UP FOR YOUR LIIEEESSS
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SCHEDULE FOR WEDNESDAY AND NOT POST ‘TILL MIDNIIIGGHHHTTT
OH RYAN, CAN’T DO THIS TO ME, RYAN
JUST GET IT OUT, JUST GET THE EPISODE RIGHT OUT ON HERE
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters ‘cept memes…
Anytime you choose to post…
Guys this took 2x as long as the last one I need to stop right now but I can’t this is stupid fun XD
