From the Office of the H.O.W.D.A.R.E.Y.O.U.:
This is an official invitation for Franklin and Shay to each apply to T.O.P.H.A.T. and propose a title of his or her desire. Comment #41852 on page 19 of this thread lists the current T.O.P.H.A.T. roster and titles, and I am more than willing (in my role as the H.O.W.D.A.R.E.Y.O.U.) to propose additional title suggestions upon request.
To apply, simply post a comment on this thread.