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I am dating someone, but yall know that. So it’s not as exciting as Ryans announcement

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MASSSOOOONNNNNNN I’M SOOOOOO HAPPPPYYYY THAT I DON’T HAVE TO KEEP IT ALL TO MYSEELLFFFFF

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IT WAS!!!
Like a month ago when I started dating Ken I was talking to Ryan about how to tell Internet friends and he was like “I’m trying to figure out how to do the same” and I fangirled so much and he just laughed (all through messages) and he asked me to guess who and I was like “dude, it’s hannah”

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HANNAH!!!!!!
I’VE BEEN SHIPPING IT FOR A YEAR
THEY HAVE BEEN DATING FOR A YEAR
I CAN’T CALM DOWN

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BREAKING: RYAN MATLOCK CHANGED HIS RELATIONSHIP STATUS ON FB!!!!!! I’ve known for a month that it’s been going on for a year BUT AHHHHHHHH

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#thatmomenthwhen you get 2nd place at a church pumpkin carving contest by carving Jason Voorhees into a pumpkin while dressed like a dead host from Disneys haunted mansion ride

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Work…or do the worm if he ends up being really cool. But I meant work

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Awww thank you, mason! They are the only living things that will let me take pictures of them.

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#thatmomentwhen you’re out with your family running errands and your mom decides to go through the taco bell drive through (at a taco bell not as close to your house as the one you typically go through. But construction makes it hard to get to our normal taco bell)
The guy at the drive through window stick his head out and gasps. At the same time my sister and I gasp and go “YOU WORM AT THE OTHER TACO BELL” to which the guy says “MY FAVORITE CUSTOMERS!!!!! BATMAN AND UNICORN!!!!” (my sister always says her name is batman at fast food places. This dude had dubbed me “unicorn” a little over two months ago because of my vibrant hair)
We then had a conversation with him while our food was being made. He’s moving to a taco bell even farther away, but it’s ok, he will be at the one by my work sometimes.

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I don’t have twitter, so I had no clue this was even going on. Buuuttttttttt if you wanna see pictures of the cats, check out my instagram account. @KristenLorrainePhotography

…shameless plug to people who already know about it.

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I would’ve used data at that point.
What’s bad is when I lose power for all night and I have to ration my phone usage so it doesn’t die.

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Tests stink. Work stinks. Family time doesn’t stink. Dates don’t stink. Not having enough time stinks.
But, I have managed to get all my chores done each day. So that’s good

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I keep planning on playing my switch. But…then I keep getting busy with chores and such. WHYYYYYYY??? I DON’T WANNA BE AN ADULT

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I read that in Trump’s voice.

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It lasted a couple hours. We didn’t catch anything, instead we threw the lines in, laid on the pier, and watched the clouds and talked.
But now I have a year long fishing license for a state I don’t even live in…so he will have to take me again. This time with bait.

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Gaucamole.

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Totally.

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#thatmomentwhen your boyfriend takes you fishing but forgets bait.

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I haven’t been able to play my switch much. Cuz I’ve been adulting.

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I was looking at getting this game actually. But…I have $4 in my bank account…so…not happening. (Cat food is expensive)

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Hilarious.

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It’s a Madea movie. If you don’t know anything about those movies, let me fill you in.
Lots of language
Lots of inappropriate humor
Freaking hilarious

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Watching Boo 2 for the second time in less than 24 hours? Yes. That’s beside the point. Don’t watch it, minors. Please

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HI, I WAS UP TIL LIKE 220AM AND THEN I GOT UP AT 8AM AND IDK WHICH WAY IS UP BUT THAT’S OK I WILL GET COFFEE SOMETIME TODAY

(Ok, I dramatized it a little, but…the times are accurate and that’s basically my head right now)

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AHHH

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If you could pick one song (and one song only) to play every time you walked into a room, what would it be?

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1. He also didn’t go to his room. He stayed downstairs and watched it all…so it couldn’t have been that terrifying right?
2. I’m glad you find it funny. I also randomly hummed a song they play in the movie. (They play “you are my sunshine” but make it creepy)
3. I want pancakes now

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1. He is 12…but he’s seen quite a few horror movies.
2. I…love horror…that’s true. I did skip around the house while laughing after the movie…please don’t put me in an asylum.
3. PANCAAKKEEEEESSSSSSS

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My 12 year old brother said that it was terrifying. I laughed a lot. I dont…see how it’s that terrifying.

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Annabelle: Creation
Watch it (or don’t if you are a minor and your parents wouldn’t approve or if you are a legal adult but living with your parents and they wouldn’t approve)

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