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That’s how I am with math… I’ll finish last year’s this year, and finish this year’s the second semester and summer…

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Crazy is an understatement…

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In other news… Today is my last Biology class… So yay!…

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Yeah, no, definitely cherish your time lol! It’s always nice when parents don’t flip out about stuff…

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It’s true, they take one look at us and are like, “Yeah, on second thought, I’d rather not…”

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Ikr… It feels longer… But it also feels like it just started… Idk, I’m weird…

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Sounds awesome!

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Idk, I’m kinda blank right now lol

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What about what would happen if Patreon randomly shut down?…

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Welcome to the not-forum, keeper of the books. I see you’ve discovered our [not so] secret thread. Welcome. It’s true, it was a multiple week ordeal, however we were able to kerfuffle Who Would Build The Roads in about 1-2 days, giving it a hundred some comments, so it’s certainly possible. I will gladly join you in this attempt to kerfuffle the Inner Tube, for the first time in history.

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Thank you kind Carrot… I will get one… Eventually… Someday…

Also, now whenever I type ‘carrot’ it automatically autocorrects to a capital since that’s all I call you lol…

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I feel like Littlefoot could be one of Little Bear’s friends

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Let’s just focus on yellow for now…

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WAKE UP, FORUM. AWAKE.

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I would name a horse Zelda… If I had a horse…

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I once had a zebra fish once named “Stripes” I think… Or maybe we just called him Zebra… I don’t even remember anymore…

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Agents of Shield

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We named him that because (Spoiler Alert!!!) I dropped Fitz on his head the day after we got him… And he was a tiny puppy… But he lived… Just like Fitz lived through his “Accident”… So that’s his name history!

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We named one of our dogs after AoS… Fitz…

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Immaculate? Bwhahahahahah… You’re hilarious… Hah… Clearly you missed the entire right side of my chin lol…

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ROFL… My secret identity has been a uncovered…

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My guess is it’s based on a recent experience… But what do I know… I’m just a hot dog…

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Nice work!

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I DON’T EAT THAT CRAP.

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**I’m gonna make it into a milkshake, baby!…

Got it right that time lol…

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LET’S TURN IT INTO A MILKSHAKE…

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It is incredibly cool…

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You’re not late lol, like I said it was just last night and it was at, like, midnight, so…

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Not only this, but Brother Brother Time Season 3 is almost completely written! But it is unfortunately longer than Josh would like it to be. They aren’t sure how they’re gonna do that yet.

Not ONLY this, but we are also going to see the return of JESUS MAN! It’s heresy! It’s blasphemy! No it’s… JESUS MAN!.. Possibly with an updated costume, they aren’t sure about that one either…

And that concludes the Blimey Cow news! Tune in next week where I’ll have nothing to say because I only know all this from last night and that was like a one time thing so bye…

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I have further information, however, because it was discussed on his Anchor last night! 😀 It will be returning, but it will actually be on the Blimey Cow channel. It will be more like the one ‘JvJ’ video he did on Jordan Taylor Videos, “Best Game Of 2016 IMO” or something like that… SOOPAH EXCITED!!!

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