The Question Game

[Joshua]

does Captain Absolutely like waffles?

[Masøn M.]

Will I like Spider-Man:Homecoming?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Why wouldn’t you?

[Dawn]

Has anyone not watched Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2?

[Brooke AC]

Did I get to watch GOTG2 with 2 of my friends, and that was the first time I had gotten to do something like that, and it makes me really happy to have a memory like that?

[Dawn]

If it’s clearly an answer, why are you asking it as a question?

[Nope.]

Have I seen it?

[Brooke AC]

Is it because I’m in constant shock about how great my friends are?

[Masøn M.]

Was Spooderman awesome and did I nerd out a couple hundred times?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Why wouldn’t you?

[Joshua]

will you spoilol it, hope not?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Do you mean spoil?

[Masøn M.]

Have I spoiled it?

[I don’t think so.]

Have you?

[Dawn]

Does anyone else know what a wineberry is?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Why should I?

[Dawn]

Well, do you?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

What do you think?

[Dawn]

That’s the purpose of a question, isn’t it? To get an answer?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Why does that matter?

[Dawn]

Why else would I ask you about wineberries if I didn’t expect you to answer me?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Why haven’t you gathered information from my questions?

[Dawn]

Why am I so confused all the time? Have you not heard of a wineberry?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Haven’t I already answered that sufficiently?

[Dawn]

Is Carrot hurting anyone else’s brains?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Why am I hurting your brain? Am I not being as straightforward as I thought?

[Dawn]

How straightforward can you be if you’re always asking me questions?!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

..and you aren’t asking me questions?

[Joshua]

is he?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

What?

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