The Question Game

[Nope]

Have I been to Philadelphia?

[Yup.]

Was I in Philadelphia last month?

[I think so. Frog Trouble, maybe?]

Does my brother have a Boynton CD?

[It doesn’t sound familiar. All I know is Philadelphia Chickens and Rhinoceros Tap.]

Have I heard of that one?

[Awkward Potato]

How was your trip to Philadelphia?

[It was a pretty reasonable trip.]

Was it good?

[Joshua]

was it all a dream

[I don’t believe so.]

Why would it be a dream?

[Brooke AC]

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

[Joshua]

are you really?

[Brooke AC]

Is anything?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

How should I know?

[Brooke AC]

THE BABY; IS THE BABY YOURS?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

What are you talking about.

[Penguins obviously]

What isn’t she talking about?

[Joshua]

what is anybody talking about?

[Probably fish.]

What are the penguins talking about?

[Joshua]

why aren’t the penguins in a zoo?

[Say no to penguin prisons]

Why should they be in zoo?

[Awkward Potato]

Are they Mr. Popper’s penguins?

[Yeah. And obviously not penguins.]

Was I referencing the Question Game from the actual podcast?

[Probably. Darn it.]

Did I accidentally lose by unintentionally using a period instead of a question mark?

[Joshua]

does anyone lose?

[Nah, man]

Do we every really care if anyone looses?

[…probably.]

Do we care if Brooke uses bad grammar?

[Maybe…]

Do we every really care to correct ourselves?

[Yup.]

Don’t I do that a lot?

[Yeah!]

Do Carrot’s corrections make up for all our neglect?

[…yeah.]

Are my grammar corrections even more savage on Twitter?

[Dawn]

Can we even English?

[Author]

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