The Identity Crisis Thread

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

In which we pretend to be each other.

[Poulet Frit]

That wasn’t a complete sentence, Josiah.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well who cares, cuz i don’t.

[Poulet Frit]

“Cuz” isn’t a proper English word, maybe you should try saying “because” instead.

[Poulet Frit]

(I hope it hurts you to type wrong)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

it does

[Poulet Frit]

Well, it makes me happy that you hate it. *random big word that Kristen would typically look up in the dictionary*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m going to disappear…

[Manalive Smith]

Three cheers for Legend of Zelda!
#bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

Disney is life! I adore tax preparation!
?

[Manalive Smith]

(#thatmomentwhen I finally learn how to emoji)

[Manalive Smith]

Twenty One Pahonies is the bomb diggity! *spends entire day writing a parody for every song on Vessel*

[Manalive Smith]

Now I’m going to quietly disappear for an unspecified length of time. I am Franklin.

[Poulet Frit]

You hit the nail on the head, manalive! Disney is life and taxes is fun!!

[Masøn M.]

Manalive how’d you know I was doing that…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Curses. My true motives have been discovered.

[Brooke AC]

i love hairless cats and sarcasm

[Brooke AC]

i adult by eating cheese whiz against my friend’s wishes

[Poulet Frit]

…I feel like this is just so everyone can roast me…
ROAST AWAY I LIKE IT

[Brooke AC]

(waiting for someone to imitate me)

[Pretending to be someone else]

PHINEAS AND FERB IS THE BEST!!!!

[Brooke AC]

THIS IS ACCURATE. THANK YOU.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

YOU ARE WELCOME.

[Welcome]

Carrot changed my identity.

[Manalive Smith]

Greetings, Welcome. It’s strange that you ended up with the exact same picture as Brooke.

[Welcome]

I know, right?

[Welcome]

Although, all are welcome on The Aux Cable.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That’s true.

[True]

Man, Carrot. Ya keep changing my name.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

My bad, sorry!

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