The Grammy's

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Daft punk’s entrance!!!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

My Grammy is cool, too. She knits me mittens.

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That is cool.
Whenever my sister sees Josh Dunn’s hair in the crowd she yells “Josh dunn”

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Up there, you probably need mittens

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Right now, definitely.

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You know Michael Jackson’s “Wanna Be Startin’ Something”?
It has some of the most relatable lyrics
“You’re a vegetable, you’re a vegetable, they hate you, cuz you’re a vegetable.” Etc (weirdest song ever) (I dislike vegetables) (real vegetables. Not humanoid vegetables)

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James Cordon has me in constant stitches. (I think I spelled his name right)

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I mean, it’s relatable for some of us…

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You like vegetables. How do you do it? How do you eat them???

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I put them in my mouth, chew them, and swallow them.

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TØP got their first grammy!!!! They took off their pants!!!!!

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They did WHAT‽‽‽‽‽‽

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…you don’t use a ton of ranch?

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Ok, so long long long ago, when they were first starting out. They were sitting around in their underwear, and Josh (oh josh) he said “hey, if we ever win an award, we have to accept it just like this” and they agreed.
They made the deal when they had no fans. They now have a ton. And they did it

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Neither of them were comfortable. They have said before that they wanna win a grammy, but they also don’t, cuz the deal.

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I notice how my exclamation point after “they took off their pants” doesn’t make sense. I was honestly like flipping out cuz I didn’t know, and it’s creepy.

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I never use salad dressing.

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…have you had a deep fried oreos? Deep fried snickers? (Don’t have deep fried butter) a twinkie??

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No, no, no.

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You, boy, need to take a trip to the SC state Fair in Sept or Oct or whenever.
So you’ve never had an elephant ear?

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(Update on grammys. The guy who sings 7 years is singing it and like crying)

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I’ve had Fried Dough…

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…elephant ears are slightly different. Somehow.
Fried Cadbury eggs are bomb. Freeze them for an hour or so, dip them in pancake batter, and fry it. Mmmmmm

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That sounds mildly revolting.

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…do you like Cadbury eggs?

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Deep fried cheesecake is good.

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I don’t believe I’ve ever had one.

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It’s just a chocolate egg, with a sweet cream in the middle. Sometimes the cream is orange flavored, sometimes it’s caramel or more chocolate.

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Sounds overly sweet, but that’s just my opinion. Pie is good (as long as it’s homemade).

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I only really like key lime pie. Gelato is good.
You eat candy carrot?

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