The Biggest Fan?

[Poulet Frit]

No, the rule is, don’t play ninja with Kristen and skip her turn. Also, don’t date Kristen’s friend. I called this boy everything except his name. “Yahoo”, “cockadoodle”, “hey that one”. And after I hit him in the face I said “I was just trying to improve your face”, but he laughed at all of it…

[Poulet Frit]

I like…hit him in the eye. Flat handed. High fived his face.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m glad he had a good attitude about it…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hey Mason, could you rephrase your first statement from #3550? I’m slightly confused by it…

[Poulet Frit]

I, too, am confused by it.

[Poulet Frit]

I am…mean to my friends. It’s how I make friends.
Olivia- I hated her and glared at her for a year before we became frens. Now I hit her…sometimes really hard. Poor livia
Ken- first day I met him, I found out what he likes most (the marines) and smack talked up a storm (I love the Marines and all branches of the military, it was sarcastic) and I almost dropped his hat (now it’s my hat) over the side of a boat. It legit almost fell…now I hit him…and make closet jokes to him.
Ryan- I’m not his friend…I’m just the creepy fangirl. But I still say things that I would say to my friends. Including “STOP SHOWING OFF” and closet jokes…sorry Ryan

[Poulet Frit]

I have a really short friend. She 5 foot tall. I make so many short jokes to her. And I know someone else that is like….5 foot 4. I make a ton of hobbit jokes to him.
I’m mean. But my friends still like me. Idk why. I’m also very sarcastic, so maybe that’s why

[Poulet Frit]

I understand masons statement

[Poulet Frit]

“Me, in my position in TOPHAT (that I toottalllyy remember having), agrees with the candidates”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh, okay. Now I get it. I don’t even know what a closet joke is… and I don’t really want to.

[Poulet Frit]

It’s basically just a gay joke

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh. I don’t see the logic in making one, but okay.

[Poulet Frit]

There is no logic in it. I admit that it’s stupid, but they almost made one on this very podcast.
It’s a stupid joke, probably very rude joke, something that shouldn’t be joked about. But my friends and I are…weird. we know it’s not right to joke about anything like that, but we do. We also joke about drugs a lot…we need help

[Poulet Frit]

We make jokes about the bubonic plague, paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde, etc.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That’s certainly… interesting. Back to the subject of the March FACEoff… we need five more nominations…

[Poulet Frit]

…idk. people

[Poulet Frit]

And all my friends are heathens

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I find it somewhat amusing that somebody hasn’t been nominated… and yeah, my friends are heathens, too. I might have convinced somebody to listen… but we’ll see.

[Masøn M.]

Yeah, I phrased what I said very… Awkwardly… That’s how my thoughts work, and my fingers type slower than my brain works…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It’s not a big deal, bro, Kristen figured it out. 😀

[Brooke AC]

I fourth (I guess) the nominations. Carrot, unless I read that wrong, you’re the one who hasn’t been nominated.

So I nominate Josiah the Carrot Stick

[Masøn M.]

I nominate TGWThomas (The Geek Wave) who actually referred me to the podcast… He also referred me to the Inner Tube and Kevin, so I owe him 9% of my nerdiness…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeah, I was talking about myself, but didn’t want to nominate myself. So thanks, Brooke! I guess I sort of nominated myself anyway, by hinting strongly. Oh, well. 😀

[Brooke AC]

I gotchu, Carrot Stick!! And I second nominating Thomas. So we need 3 more?

[Poulet Frit]

I wasn’t paying attention
And mason. My brains works 1000mph, but my fingers and mouth only go like…500mph. So…I understand

I hope your friend listens carrot, but they may stop being your friend once they see how crazy you truly are (sorry if that’s mean. We all crazy tho)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Can we nominate Joe Repp, simply because people thought that I was him? I have no idea if he actually listens or not, but it would be funny.

[Masøn M.]

Lol, yeah, sure, we just need to fill the empty spaces

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hahaha (legitimate laugh, not sarcastic), Kristen. He sounded more amused than scared that I comment so much…

[Poulet Frit]

Yes. Please nominate Joe repp

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Okay, just two more…

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