Stalking

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I’m known as the kid that likes carrots in my youth group.

[Masøn M.]

XD

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Good, good. Kill people, Mason.

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I am not an eggplant.

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You’re doing brilliantly, Mason. Not sure why you’re getting trashed for it.

[Masøn M.]

XD, they’re not wrong, I am a nerd…

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Heh, true.

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What in Hyrule is Joketube?

[Masøn M.]

No idea…

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Enough with the riddles? Mason is completely giving it away. You’re just too lazy to even make an attempt at looking.

[Masøn M.]

Yup… That’s my conclusion as well.

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THIS GENERATION IS JUST SO LAZY AND ENTITLED AND WON’T WORK AND THEY’RE SNOWFLAKES AND THEY NEED THEIR PARTICIPATION TROPHIES…

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*applauds Mason for not wanting Facebook*

[Masøn M.]

This and YouTube are basically my social media lol

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I found you, Aaron.

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Deep wisdom? I have none.

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Wait, Mason, what history/literature/bible curriculum do you use?

[Masøn M.]

Veritas Press Omnibus…

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Ah. I talk to Jordan on Twitter? He isn’t following me, so he can’t see my tweets.

[Masøn M.]

But… You… Then how… Did you not instant message him about JvJ?…

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That was Josh.

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*where, Jonah.

[Masøn M.]

I… ohhhhh… hah… Ima go back in my closet now…

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Heh, no problem.

[Masøn M.]

Wellll, we’re just pretend for now, alright… It’s not like they’ll ever know… hah… hah…

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Hah, very true.

[Masøn M.]

**We’ll oh my word…

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Whoops, I didn’t even pick up on that.

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Howdy, Jardon.

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1. Jonah knows nothing about grammar.
2. Torterror will not give up on that Narwhal shirt.

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