Songs Matthew Should Parody

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Either “I Ain’t Got No Grammar,” or “I Ain’t Got No Popcorn.”

[Poulet Frit]

YESSSSS

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yes to the former, latter, thread, or original song? Alternatively, “I Ain’t Got No Money to Support Ryan on Patreon.”

[Poulet Frit]

Yes to it all. Especially patreon!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hmm… I wonder if he’ll use Autotune.

[Poulet Frit]

Autotune?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Autotune.

[Matthew]

Noted. 😉

We’ll see what the future brings!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ooh… now that we know Matthew saw it we need to come up with more…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

The homepage glows white on the website tonight
Not a commenter to be seen
A comment section of isolation and it looks like I’m admin
Then began the comments on episode fifteen
Couldn’t make them stop heaven know I tried
Don’t let them post don’t let them read
Be the good admin that you have to be
Conceal my feed don’t let them post
Well now they post

Let them post
Let them post
Can’t hold them back anymore
Let them post
Let them post
They’re commenting more than before
And I don’t care what they’re going to say
Let the kerfuffle rage on
The comments never bothered me anyway

It’s funny how one-fifty makes eight comments seem small
But at least those spam bots
Can’t get to me at all
It’s time to see what a forum can do

[Poulet Frit]

10/10

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(I know, I know, some of it doesn’t rhyme)
Do you wanna build a website?
Come on let’s code HTML
I hardly do that anymore
It’s easier to use Squarespace
Sometimes it get’s a little boring
Using WordPress
Just posting without coding
Do you wanna build a website?
(go away, geek)
Okay, bye

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*bows* Thank you.

[Manalive Smith]

*sitting ovation*
It deserves a standing ovation, but I’m lazy.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*sits down* *somehow manages to bow while sitting down*

[Brooke AC]

Gotta make you

[Tingle]

The shed

[Jeff Ross]

When Matthew parodies these songs, where will he post them?

[Masøn M.]

Patreon.com/RyanMatlock

[Jeff Ross]

Whenever I read the opening post of this thread, I think of the lines from the Blues with Larry when Larry starts singing a polka.

[Jeff Ross]

(The link was supposed to start playing the video from the 3:25 mark, which is when the polka starts.)

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