SCARY THINGS

[Poulet Frit]

HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH, YALL!!!!

[Wileycoyote]

Haha yess.. lol ?

[Poulet Frit]

I’m wearing my Jason Voorhees hockey jersey. I was going to go get a Jason Voorhees tattoo today, but 700ish people are supposed to be at the event, and I ain’t about that life

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Why is Friday the 13th scary?

[Poulet Frit]

Friday the 13th is a horror movie. Also, superstition and such.

Friday and the number 13 were unlucky in their own right, says Steve Roud, author of The Penguin Guide to the Superstitions of Britain and Ireland.

“Because Friday was the day of the crucifixion, Fridays were always regarded as a day of penance and abstinence,” he says.

“This religious belief spilled over into a general dislike of starting anything – or doing anything important – on a Friday.”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I love how you’re quoting a source. Good show, good show.
(That was not sarcastic)

[Poulet Frit]

When it comes to horror things and such, I will always find sources

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Heh, nice.

[Brooke AC]

I fell short of my goal

[Tingle]

And we

[Masøn M.]

Scary Thing – The fact that the current vote to repeal Net Neutrality is tied…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I literally have 0 preference on which way that vote goes.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

RIP

[Masøn M.]

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Who is this Sarah McLachlan? I know only of Sarah McAuxlan.

[Masøn M.]

*Slow Claps*

[Masøn M.]

Wanna know a super scary thing?… My official face reveal… Ish… I demonstrated at a minor league basketball game tonight, and it looked pretty good… I’m gonna link this, but, like, don’t like it or comment or anything… They might think you’re students lol…
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10156160249417340&id=107229437339&__tn__=%2As%2As-R

[Jeff Ross]

Your face is safe with me
For the vid I cannot see
“Unless you join Facebook
At this vid you cannot look”
That message my screen shows
To my eyes above my nose
Though I a F.A.C.E. be
Your face is hid from me

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh boy, which one were you?

[Masøn M.]

Interesting. I don’t have Facebook and I could see it ?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Same.

[Awkward Potato]

Dude that’s awesome! If I tried to do that, I would fall on my face lol

[Masøn M.]

Well, you can eliminate all girls and guys who are under 5’ 9”. Since it’s a face reveal, you can safely guess I’m not in the back, where the rest of the people who’d be close to my height are… So yeah… that’s why I said “ish” since I didn’t exactly specify…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

K, that’s what I thought.

[Masøn M.]

‘Twas surprisingly less stressful than I thought it was gonna be… Maybe cause it wasn’t specifically a face reveal video and there are other people there and you can’t super clearly see my face…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeah, the video is relatively grainy.

[Masøn M.]

Which is strange cause I’m pretty sure it was filmed on an iPhone X…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hahahahahaha RIP

[Jeff Ross]

I have now seen the video as I sit alone
For some strange reason, my cell phone
Allowed me to play it, but not my computer…
Your face is still safe with me, my good sir

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*Applaudible*

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