Random Thoughts

[Poulet Frit]

I sent it to the fb group chat. They ain’t confused

[Masøn M.]

From what I’ve heard here on the forum, that entire chat is confusing…

[Poulet Frit]

…very much so. But we are thinking up teeshirts that need to be made from quotes from the chat. They include
“Why are you planning my marriage??”
And
“You can’t use that emoji until you’re married”

[Masøn M.]

Sounds… Honestly, I don’t even know how that sounds XD

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

One moment please. I shall send that message to a group chat with about 15 people, most of whom don’t really know anything about me.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Chris Howard has been sent the message.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Adler has now been sent the message.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Apparently if you send the same message to too many people on Twitter, it won’t let you send it anymore.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Thomas and Ryan are confused.

[Masøn M.]

XD… Tell them that if they were on the forum they would understand everything (everything)!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeah, I sent them a link to this thread…

[Masøn M.]

Hello persons that Josiah sent the link to. Welcome. Make yourselves at home. Don’t be afraid to speak up. Take off your shoes. Relax. Don’t worry about the fact that there’s an assassin’s guild and a secret organization of nerds. None of that really matters anyway. If you feel compelled to, create your own thread to introduce yourselves, tell us a bit about you. Then, simply wait 3-5 business days for Josiah and Kristen to find out your

1. Address
2. Phone Number
3. Date Of Birth
4. Social Security Number

They have successfully done this for nearly everyone without fail, so don’t even worry about this process. It’s totally safe! So yes. Welcome. Make yourselves at home. Enjoy yourselves. Thank you.

(This is a recorded message. Please do not respond. You will be fined.)

[Awkward Potato]

…way to scare people off, Mason.

[Masøn M.]

Whaaaaaaa… Scaring them off?… Noooooo…. I’m making them feel welcome. Embracing them with open arms… Totally…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hahaha, this is great.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Now I’m definitely sending the link to whoever responds to me.

[Awkward Potato]

…sure. We’re not stalkers, we’re just unpaid private investigators. Right?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Absolutely.

[Dawn]

Indeed.

[Masøn M.]

Yeah, that’s it… Exactly…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Mmhmm…

[Poulet Frit]

It’s beautiful and true

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Mmhmm…

[Manalive Smith]

Well, when you put it that way…

[Poulet Frit]

Thomas is a suggested friend on fb for me…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That’s amusing.

[Dawn]

This isn’t really a random thought..but here’s a random fact about me.

I always call the Wilhelm scream the Heimleich scream without meaning to. I don’t know how I got them switched up…but this is how it is.

Has something similar ever happened to anyone?

[Masøn M.]

You know, lakes are beautiful. Really. Even disgusting ones. They are beautiful to sit next to. To watch. To observe. But to swim? Aw, no way. It’s gross. Completely nasty. And everyone tries to pressure you into swimming in it. “Come on, it’ll be fun, especially in this 100 degree weather!” No. No it won’t. Not only do I have open wounds, but it’s just gross. Plus, I’m taking Biology and that’s totally scarred me for life. Why must we be pressured into doing stuff? Why can’t we just enjoy something without emerging ourselves in it, literally in the case of lakes and rivers!… I’m sorry, I’m just bored at this random person’s house right now and that’s how I feel lol… it always feels good to rant…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Whoa whoa whoa. Rivers and lakes are great! If you don’t swim in rivers and lakes, what on earth do you swim in? Boring pools?

[Masøn M.]

Well, considering my dad is a pool builder… Yes lol

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