Have Ryan and Matthew been cloned?!?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(continued from the Episode 020 comment section)

[Poulet Frit]

Yes. But that’s just an email. Easier to fake, because it’s not a conversation. One message is easier to fake, than 8

[Poulet Frit]

Although, if I got an email from Matthew, I wouldn’t hesitate to believe it was him. Mostly because that would be epic!

[Poulet Frit]

Who is more vulnerable to being cloned?

Ryan’s

[Poulet Frit]

Ryan’s FB activity is very normal. (My phone flipped out)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well, see Ryan would be so busy talking about Praxis and making puns that he wouldn’t notice that he was getting cloned… Matthew on the other hand, would whack his kidnappers with a kayak paddle.

[Poulet Frit]

…yes, but it’s easier to pretend to be Matthew. You just make your voice crack, stay quiet, speak a little, get slightly snippy with Ryan, and that’s it. Pretty simple.
Ryan talks a lot more. Therefore, there is more opportunity for whoever that is pretending to be him to mess up

[auxcableangie]

? this is all so great!!

[auxcableangie]

And thank you Josiah! Kristen- we were thinking of asking you to join us but we didn’t have time 🙁 Hopefully next time! Btw when I started to say “shout out” I was going to finish it with “to Kristen the Legend”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Wait, what did I do that you’re thanking me for?

[Masøn M.]

I’m glad my theories are finally applicable. I knew my years of research wouldn’t go to waste.

[Poulet Frit]

Aww thanks, Angie!! Maybe next time I’ll have a laptop and we’ll have more time!

[Poulet Frit]

Although, when that happens, I will either be really shy and quiet, or very loud and won’t shut up, there is literally no inbetween. And I will probably interrupt the cohosts of that episode, because I think of something and get excited and say it before I forget it.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeah, if I happened to be on for some random reason, I would basically just make so many puns and Zelda references that they would kick me out half way through.

[Poulet Frit]

Whoever I would be on with, would get sick of me really quickly. Plus…I would be so hard for me to listen to the episode I’m on, because my voice isn’t how I think I sound

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I doubt that they would get THAT annoyed…

[Poulet Frit]

I can be pretty annoying. Although I’m also funny and witty and evil and I think that makes up for it.

[auxcableangie]

Josiah- in the episode comments you had said “Angie…that Matthew impression…” or something along that line of thought.

When they get up to episode 50 or one hundred maybe you all should start the fan cast and take over the FauxCable and give all the puns you think of and talk about Zelda, in alternating volumes, and what have you in vocal kerfful form!

[Poulet Frit]

Maybe it’s because I’m evil, but I think if we (all of us) are to ever take over for an episode. We need to legit kidnap them. So we can have their muffled screams in the background

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ah, okay. I was wondering if that was what you were referencing, Angie, but I wasn’t sure because it was slightly out of context. I noticed a lot of thumping in the most recent episode. Was that inadvertent, or was that intentional to make it sound like Matthew was banging around in your closet?

[auxcableangie]

Oops! We told them to be quiet but they are noisy boys!

No….that was me….I didn’t know I was moving THAT much! I was trying so hard not to be fidgety! I honestly don’t remember moving that much. We’ll just say it was the boys trying to get out of the closet, though. I like that explanation more. 😉

[Poulet Frit]

Do we want them to come our of the closet though?

(Please dont hit me)

[Poulet Frit]

Out*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well obviously they will have to come out of the closet so that we can instantly bombard them with puns (and useless Zelda facts).

[Poulet Frit]

It is fun to bombard people with puns…but then they can get away

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Not if we have Mason to force them to stay…

[Poulet Frit]

True, he can kick butt

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Do you actually know that, or are you just making an assumption?

[Poulet Frit]

He’s a black belt. I ACTUALLY know this

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well, right, but you haven’t seen him fight, you just made a logical deduction from a statement he made.

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