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[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

{Oh no.)

[Awkward Potato]

(Oh yes.)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Oh no. I accidentally used mismatching parentheses/bracket thingies)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Who on earth were you planning a wedding for?)

[Poulet Frit]

(You cannot know unless you are in the chat)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Cool.)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(You’re proving Manalive’s point.)

[Awkward Potato]

(No one’s actually getting married. It’s a fake wedding.)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Yeah, I figured as much.)

[Dawn]

Dawn leaned back, pondering
Who could this wedding be for?
She decides to ask for

Clarification
Someone to make sense of the
Pandemonium

[Poulet Frit]

(It’s a fake wedding. So we can eat chickfila and cake)
(What is manalives point? I’m just saying, it’s really hard to explain unless you were part of the conversation. I told my mom about it yesterday and she was so confused and concerned)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(His point was that the extraneous groups are killing the forum.)

[Poulet Frit]

(The forum isn’t dying) (if you wanna plan a fake wedding, we can do that) (not like….we ftr)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Perhaps, perhaps not.)(Meh.)(We? If you mean what I believe you mean, you meant us.)

[Poulet Frit]

(I don’t care what I mean…but sure)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Understandable. Have a great day.)

[Dawn]

Dawn searched vainly for
More information. For whom
Do the faux bells ring?

[Poulet Frit]

(Take some guesses. Could be funny)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU MACARONI?)

[Poulet Frit]

(Yes) (it would go well with the chickfila)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Understandable. Have a great day.)

[Dawn]

Is the marriage ‘twixt
One of the hosts and someone
Else I know? Or no?

[Poulet Frit]

(It may involve at least one host)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Okay yeah, I think I know who it was, then. I can also understand why you didn’t want to tell me on here.)

[Dawn]

One of the hosts? Dawn
Remembered the live chat of
Live-streamed episode

Is the marriage ‘twixt
Kristen and Ryan Matlock?
Waiting for answers

(Am I deducing too much and stalking?)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(You may wish to guess again. I don’t know for sure, but I’ve got a good guess, based on some other things people have said.)

[Dawn]

Dawn wondered if she
Found at least one of the faux
Intended? Perhaps….

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(No idea.)

[Poulet Frit]

(It doesn’t involve me ftr. Who were you thinking of, carrot?)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(I presume it involves Matthew and another.)

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