To the Tune of Masøn’s unlisted “Do You Want to Build a Snowman” lip sync, from the perspective of yours trubely:
[Present day]
F.A.C.E.s?
(*knocks*)
Do you want to make a podcast?
Come on; Let’s go record!
I never hear you anymore,
Please don’t ignore;
I want you all on board…
We used to be best buddies,
And we still are
Despite the long hiatus…
Do you want to make a podcast?
(It doesn’t have to be a podcast…)
“Go to bed, Jeff”
Okay… but…
[Flashback to the Beginning of the Hiatus, where the F.A.C.E.s get a present from the show hosts.]
“*gasp*”
“Thanos’s glove will help… See?”
“Destroy it,”
“Don’t enjoy it,”
“Hope for a new show.”
[Back to present day]
(*knocks*)
Do you want to make a podcast?
Or film a tribute video?
I think some production is overdue,
I’ve started listening to
The shows from long ago!
(Nice pun there, Chris.)
It gets a little lonely,
Half the house is gone,
Since Thanos’s glove was used…
(*sounds of disintegration can be heard*)
[Flashback to the hiatus, where the F.A.C.E.s express their concern to the show hosts.]
“We’re scared; it’s getting longer!”
“Getting upset only makes it worse; calm down”
“No! Don’t make us! Please… We don’t want to have to hurt you.”
“See you in a few months!”
“Do you have to go?”
“You’ll be ffffine, F.A.C.E.s.”
(*Ryan goes and gets married. Matthew goes and doesn’t. Everything [EVERYTHING!] grinds to a halt.*)
[Back to present day]
(*knocks*)
F.A.C.E.S?
Please… April 1 is coming,
Ryan’s asking what we’ve planned,
He says, “I want hints”… and I’m buying time
With some fun punny lines,
Just understand:
We have God and each other
That’s all we need;
So what are we going to do?
Do you want to make a podcast?
(*The camera pans to show that knocking on the door was a bit unnecessary since part of the wall next to the door had disappeared because of the Infinity Gauntlet*)
